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OrionSvelte

24 Huntington, WV Man, Cis Man

Man, Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 4:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Male with man bun and facial hair.
I referee rollerderby and am now officially moved into my new place. I happen to look like I take everything too seriously which results in people over thinking things and me not being in anything sustainable for the past few months. I'm openminded, unflinchingly so.
I've been told I'm tall, dark, funny, and handsome.
Message me or something, ya dingus!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I raise goats in a no harm setting, tend a huge garden, referee rollerderby all over WV, and I'm a part time sales clerk. I'd like to organize a men's rollerderby team in town but ya know...stuff. I like helping others out just because I wasn't raised to be an asshole and it's kinda rewarding seeing someone else happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, building a fire in under five minutes, & not eating meats.
I cook pretty well.
I like to think I'm a good referee.
Leading a group of people, anywhere. That's not in the typical "I don't need to look at a map" Alpha-male sense, I was just really good at orienteering as a cub scout and it progressed.
Fucking up perfectly normal human interaction; this makes understanding what I'm typing kind of a puzzle game and hence why I prefer to talk in person.
I'm shit at facial recognition though. It takes a few meetings to make a face stick in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People notice I'm white.
They then notice my blue eyes or my face/head hairs.

One of my friends of a few years mentioned the first thing they noticed was how I could not for the life of me pick up on when someone wanted me.
Protip: Placing your hand on my forearm is your trump card.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I dig works by Lovecraft, Bukowski, Palahniuk, Seuss, Miller, Martin, Dix, Williams, Adams, Tolkien, the periodic autobiography/science fiction/fantasy story. The most recent books I've read were Women by Bukowski, American Gods, Ender's Game, & A Game of Thrones.

Movies:
I can watch anything with a strong plot. I can never get through The Iron Giant without crying. I enjoyed The Double, Amelie, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Fight Club, High Fidelity, An American Werewolf movies, the Evil Dead original trilogy, The Goonies, Interstella5555, Whip It, & Hackers. I kinda dig the Marvel movie universe. I met Sean Astin from The Goonies and stuff. Hector And the Search For Happiness is a nice film featuring Simon Pegg.

Shows:
The IT Crowd, Archer, Dexter, Adventure Time, Spaced, MST3K, Parks & Recreation, Key & Peele, The Mighty Boosh, and travel/foodie/indy documentary shows and movies.

Music:
I really appreciate live performances to the point where I don't want to record it. Talk to me about it.
Bhi Bhiman's new song "Moving to Brussels" is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mLVLmNFTyM

Food:
Indian or Thai food.
I am Pescetarian(the only meat I eat is caught from oceans or rivers) I really enjoy curries, sushi, and cook with fresh herbs I grow.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reading material
My sense of direction
Physical labor (anything I can do with my hands)
A new experience at least once a month
Someone giving me the time of day.
A body of water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you ask me in the moment I'll tell you. There's a lot of stuff going on at anygiven time.
For instance:
If Starbucks doesn't start mass producing the stainless steel collapsible bong/expandable coffee thermos, some other corporation is going to make a killing. It just seems like they'd be the best company to apply R&D groups for that, or maybe I just know too many baristas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running between bars, cycling, or a combo thereof.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in getting coffee or drinks.

You want to see a movie no one else wants to see and would rather not go alone.

You have an empty seat in your car as you're driving to the beach. I'm craving the ocean.

You like sweet guys who are clever and have facial hair/muns/man buns.

I pretty genuinely can't tell when someone is interested so a message helps.