It is not easy finding females, of quality online. I mean to say, there's an array, but how many of these are fine?
The married ones who seek affairs, are not the thing for me, and nor as well, as many can tell, are those who charge a fee.
And must I really still get mail, from Wet C--- 69, or from another of her type, who asks to "F--- and dine?"
I do not need to know their size, and neither know their girth, I simply cannot understand, why anyone on earth....
Would think to measure private parts, and post their stats online? I mean to say, who'd have today, the ruler or the time?
I'm sorry if the words I use,Seem harsh or cruel to you, But I really do not wish to know,Just what your tongue can do.
I truly do not want to hear, about your ass or pecks, these measurements to me, are merely superficial specs.
But if it is your sincere wish, to impress me with your words, I prithee do your best good lady, to write me things absurd.
Oh tell me of the times you went, with feathers in your nose, or of the money that you spent, on buying purple clothes.
I long to hear adventures bold, of sailing ships you've manned, or when you went exploring in search of distant lands.
I'd love to hear your favourite tunes, and sounds and tastes and smells. Do wailing sirens turn you on? Do horns or ringing bells?
And have you read The Tales of Pooh? Or Monty Python prose, do bumble bees bring joy to thee, And do you like British shows?
Oh tell me that you deeply love, all birds and beasts and bugs, or better still to give my fill, of kisses hot and hugs.
Oh say you've longed to hold me close, and read me odes of old, for all this my dear, have no fear, would please me more than gold.
I am creative, assertive, and cute