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Uncle__Charlie

79 M Van Buren, AR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–88
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy a good casual pat on the rear.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Touching butts and disregarding names.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
touching butts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my butt. I'm a handsome young man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
butts
asses
der-ee-airs
skin cushions
Fart fondlers
booties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
touching butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hiding under beds and touching butts
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My penis is shaped like a butt
You should message me if
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you have a butt that desires a casual pat on the rear