Here's a redo:
I'm not gonna do that thing where I pretend that "I don't want to/dislike talking about myself" and "just don't know what to write here."
Sure I do; so do you.
That's why we're out here.
So here's some stuff about the essential me: I'm a swell person who likes to talk, but will also actively listen to you. I'm not a handsome man, but I make up for it by being funny. While I believe that when you ladies say that "sense of humor" ranks high in the list of attributes you look for, that this is a big scam, I have a sense of humor.
I will use it on you.
In interest of full disclosure, I will tell you that I use a wheelchair. I have Cerebral Palsy. It is something that I deal with. I am more afflicted by your possible inability to deal with it. If this is issue for you, I get it... I do. That's cool. You know what? I don't want to settle either. But I don't see how this affects our ability to have an actual bona fide date, wherein we occupy the same place at the same time, have some laughs and talk about the fact that I'm learning to play the ukulele and you can quote "Dirty Dancing" over some Middle Eastern food or something.
Or more than a date sometime, if it goes there.
This is a DATING site and I am on it.
You know that guy you want who makes his own furniture but, you know... also fixes babies? He's not a real guy.
I'm a real guy.
I have a framed photo of Martin Luther King with Sammy Davis Jr. and James Baldwin in my house... it reminds me that I can have a dream, and I can be a voice -- and I can do it, yes I can!
I am loquacious, jovial, and quirky