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UnderTheScythe

24 / M / straight / Single

Fredericksburg, Virginia

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am a cynical optimist, awkwardly shy, and gleefully morbid.

My Self-Summary

I'm Donny. Profile Version 3

Well, let's get introductory, shall we? I have a very odd and paradoxical personality. I'm very shy and social awkward most of the time, yet have dreams of grandeur. I'm an extremely serious and very darkly minded person, yet I generally give the impression of being childishly silly and overly excitable. My religious views are horribly depressing and I'm always searching for something to make me feel even slightly less hopeless, yet I'm such a strong optimist that even utter annihilation doesn't get me down too much.

What I’m doing with my life

Not all that much. I'm pretty much having a lot of fun with the new living situation and people that my new roommate has brought into my life. I'm going to have my guitar repaired soon, so I can get back to work on learning how to play.

I’m really good at

Writing poetry and lyrics. I hope that I can get good at singing and playing guitar. Then I can work on composition. I"m very out of practice on all accounts...

I'm pretty well-versed with religion and it's symbolism, but I really never care to argue about it anymore. I used to be passionate about how terrible most major religions are, now I'm just tired and jaded and trying to understand things that are far deeper than anything they could offer.

The first things people usually notice about me

Most likely that I'm wearing something that seems entirely weather-inappropriate, such as a turtleneck in the dead of summer. Yay for winter!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, 1984, The Turner Diaries [no, I'm not a nazi, but I do encourage violent overthrow of the government ^^ Fun!], HP Lovecraft, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, alot of other stuff I just can't remember at the moment...

Movies [I'll include tv shows]: Dexter, Family Guy, South Park, Metalocalypse, Hannibal, American Psycho, Gundam Wing, Hannah Montana [XD], Alien/s, childish Disney movies, Indiana Jones...there are alot of movies out there, you know x.x; so I can't even touch a fraction...

Music: I like too much to name, really, and I can't sum anything down to simple genre titles because alot of different genres have different peices of the puzzle correct. What I can say, is that I like dark music. I agree with E. A. Poe about sadness being the most poetic emotion. Happy music is vapid. Normal music is dull. Sad music...is something special.

Food: I very much enjoy most foods of the asian, french, and italian sort. I'll eat but won't seek out most really spicy types of food. I love trying creative cooking ideas.

The six things I could never do without

Bunnies, the internet, David Bowie's package, a turtleneck, cats, and a good gun?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Music and how to make better music. I often think about different stories I could possibly write, but I always envision them as TV shows and have no talent for writing stories, so they're just stuck in my head. That's painful creativity. I too often think about how to better myself, but never really seem to jump any hurdles with that...I'm very interested in the occult side of religion and things like ghosts. I don't necessarily believe in any of it, but it's interesting nonetheless.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either being boring by myself with a cup of tea or engaging in whatever wackiness the roommate and myself have decided to do.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I watch Hannah Montana and listen to Miley Cyrus? That's bad enough...

You should message me if

You have anything at all to say. However I may come across here, I'm shy and nothing you may say or do will really bother me. I'm more scared of you than you are of me. However weird or otherwise you might be, I'll probably see something interesting in you.

Or you can get an 8:30 rez at Dorsia. That always helps.