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Underachieving

18 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Self-summary?
I'd rather summarize someone else... Which brings me to this.
If you're going to message me, please be different... I'm tired of wasting weeks or months on someone, only to have her turn out to be exactly like the last girl.
Can someone show me that not all girls are the same, please?

Anyway... Self-summary, right.
First of all, I say out loud what others choose to leave in their heads. I was sitting there today and it just occurred to me that this is something important about me.

Second of all...
I really don't know what to write here, I've never been on a dating site before (I'm just here to see what it's like); if it said "biography" then I'd correct it to "autobiography", but it doesn't... So there goes a chance to look witty. Drat!
Anyway, I'm an English and political science double major at Georgia State University (honors college too, for what it's worth). I hope to go to law school, but we'll see how school goes... As my username might imply, I'm a tad lazy.
Right now I for a thrift store, but only one or two days a week.

I enjoy outdoorsy type stuff, reading, eating good food, listening to music (and going to concerts, as well as collecting records), playing golf, driving, being handy (mostly working on my Jeep, which, sadly, is more high maintenance than any of you vixens, so I'm prepared), and holding interesting conversations. I love the night, too... It's calm. Nighttime is the best.

If anyone here's awesome (or lame) enough to know what MBTI is, I'm an INTJ through and through, though I know I come off as an ENTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Majoring in English and political science, hoping to go to law school, but only time will tell on that one.
Working for a thrift store one or two days a week, too.
I’m really good at
Writing. Actually, proofreading and editing... I'm a good writer, but I'm a much better editor.
Fixing things.
Being a smartass.
Remembering useless information.
Cooking.
Dodgeball.
Fishing.
Filling out online dating profiles.
^ Just kidding.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. I've got "luscious white boy hair" as two black friends have told me.
For real though, my hair's my best feature.

Then the fact that I'm short, then my beard.
Then my long eyelashes (no, I'm not wearing Mascara) and bushy eyebrows.
Then when I open my mouth, the fact that my accent is not a typical southern one, despite having been born and raised in Georgia.

Sometimes a comment about my resemblance to either Ringo Starr, Drake Bell, or Ashton Kutcher (as Steve Jobs) is made...
I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books?
Ayn Rand novels, 1984, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, It's Kind of a Funny Story, A Million Little Pieces, Little New York Bastard, Running with Scissors, Michael Moore books (they can be interesting), books on legal theory, Jonathan Kellerman novels, Faye Kellerman novels, Howard Roughan novels, Lisa Unger novels, Harlan Coben novels... You should be seeing a trend here. Psuedo-intellectual bullshit, depressing indie bullshit, and psychological thrillers. Ohh, and classical stuff, too... The Iliad, the Odyssey, the Aenid, etc..
Also, every single Nancy Drew book, in elementary school. And Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Hunger Games (and the Gregor the Overlander series -- hipster here), and the Series of Unfortunate Events. And pretty much every fantasy/adventure book/series... Don't judge. So yes... Kids books, back then.

TV?
I don't watch much, at all.
But when I do, it's Suits or Big Bang Theory... Or Sherlock. And I'm working my way through House MD, currently. House and Sherlock both live in 221B... I noticed that, thought I'd share.
Guilty pleasures? I've seen every episode of Jerry Springer on youtube, a good bit of Catfish, a good bit of Teen Mom, and season 1 (and half of season two) of MLP. Don't judge me for my guilty pleasure shows... I've lived with some interesting people, ahah.

Movies?
The first 2 Harold and Kumars, all 3 The Hangovers, Eurotrip, Click, Inception, Life is Beautiful, Legally Blonde, every Steve Martin movie I've seen, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Ladder 49, V for Vendetta, Casino Royale, The Matador, Rain Man, Good Will Hunting, Little Miss Sunshine, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Blues Brothers, Spaceballs, the original 3 Star Wars, and last, but by far the farthest from least... The Brave Little Toaster!

Music?
If it's not (newer) rap or (most) country, I bet I listen to at least some of it.
So anything rock-based. Wait... That's cocaine, isn't it? Oopsy. But really, if it's not rap or country (though I like a some rap songs and a couple country songs) I probably like it.
Classic rock, hard rock, prog rock, alternative rock, punk rock, indie, metal, hair metal, groove metal, pop rock, old hip hop, jazz, blues, scratching, whatever.
I collect records and I love concerts.
I can appreciate intricate music more than most people, too.., I played the most manliest instrument ever, in high school.
Clarinet.

Food?
Anything, even fetuses and testicles.
Kidding... Had to see if you were still reading.
I will eat most anything, though. Except seafood or pig.
But I especially love onion rings, cheese, brisket, steak, veal, green beans, broccoli, kiwis, scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, and many other foods.
Also, I love Dr. Pepper and cream soda... And water, and black coffee, and grape juice. Whiskey, too; I'm not a drunk, though. Rarely drink.
Mexican food and Italian food are great -- same for Chinese and Japanese. Thai's not bad either.
The six things I could never do without
In no apparent order:
-My Jeep (a Cherokee... Don't expect a Wrangler -- darn elitists think their Jeeps are the only Jeeps. =P)
-The internet
-Foooooood<3
-Books
-Music
-My leather jacket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How little tiny things can impact our lives in big ways.
What I'm going to eat next.
How often people contradict themselves.
The next thing I'm going to do to my car.
How OkCupid's personality section is TERRIBLY wrong about about me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working out (then showering, of course -- gotta' be clean) and then hanging out with my roommates. Maybe doing my homework... Things tend to be due Friday at midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are things I'd admit in person that I won't admit on a public profile... I don't know what I'll admit here. Hmm.

I will say that I have a Ke$ha song on my iPod, and I was a boyscout... All pretty embarrassing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you've made it this far and you're still at least halfway conscious.
If you don't mind short guys, younger guys, or guys with beards.
If you're a night owl, like me.

Don't be afraid to message me.
I probably won't initiate... So if you're secretly hoping I see that you visited my profile, and decide to message you...
Just message me instead. =P