Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Undergroundchef

28 M Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
May 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a font of slightly obscure irrelevant information that I can't tell you the source for. A recently graduated school teacher looking forward to life on the outside of being a student because that life isn't as glamorus as they make it seem in movies.
Always curious to learn new things and try new things I'm generally calm and confident and don't mind the occasional (read frequent) spot of being a bit silly.
While I'd never class myself as a morning person there's something rather nice about being awake early, the streets are quiet the weather is mild and I'm always more productive during that window than I am at any other point in the day
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying the glow of being done with uni without the full weight of being a responsible adult hanging off my shoulders.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointing out the obvious and not getting facts straight despite the fact I might have read them the day before. I think if I was a politician I'd be terrible at saying whatever it is you're supposed to say that day really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My moustache beard combo seems to be where it's at at the moment. Outside of that I'm not really sure but I'd take a guess at my personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Catch 22, Brave New World, In Search of Lost Time, 1984, American Pastoral, Trainspotting, War and Peace, The Glass Bead Game, High Fidelity, Crime and Punishment, Hamlet, The Road, The Big Sleep, The Old Man and the Sea, Portnoy's Complaint.
Music
Hermitude, Urthboy, The Black Keys, Metronomy, Radiohead, Tame Impala, The National, The Beastie Boys, The Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy, Local Natives, Crystal Castles, DJ Shadow, The Dave Brubeck Quartet.
Movies:
2001: A Space Odyssey, The Fifth Element, Coffee and Cigarettes, A Clockwork Orange, Life is Beautiful, I Heart Huckabees, The Limits of Control, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Blue Valentine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Catch me if You Can, Down By Law, Amelie, Fight Club, Midnight in Paris
Shows:
Portlandia, Black Books, The Office, The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Top Gear, Daria, Harvey Birdman, Seinfeld, Boardwalk Empire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The smell of fresh coffee gets the ball rolling everyday and I can't do without it. Friends are the glue that holds together the shell that is a person. Water comes in handy for all sorts of things particularly living. Food's pretty handy for keeping your body running although In a kitchen it doesn't always mean that you eat. There's nothing quite like beer to unwind after a long day or for acting as the grease in the wheels of social interactions. A phone. After all how would people get in contact with people unless we go for the old snail mail communique.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The small things in life; Like why are you always one peg short when hanging out the washing? Who decided that certain things were edible? How does the milk run out just when you are about to make tea?
The history of some words and their spelling. Like why is tongue spelt the way it is and does the old i after e rule really work or is a broken pile that leads nowhere but confusion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the week but generally either out with friends enjoying a refreshing beverage or hanging out at home finding random stuff to watch on the internet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm possibly not the most proficient at communicating in the written forms of the internets because it's just not very spontaneous like talking in person is. I like to have roundabout conversations and they don't work as well when a screen is in the way
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a real human being that enjoys good conversation on a wide range of topics. The ability to string together a sentence is highly desirable and seeing as you've made it this far down the page you'll have some idea of what I like and you'd like to know more about me.