Also, we can just be friends. I'm not trying to date everyone I message. That would get complicated fast.
I'm a gamer, deluxe model. I use the term gamer because I'm not just into card games OR video games OR board games, I'm into all of it. I play Magic casually, I keep up to date on video games, I have an impressive board game collection, 40k collection and table top RPG library.
You're still reading? Holy shit, thank God, if you've made it this far then your nerd-fu is probably strong as well. I guess I'll continue.
I fight. I'm a member of the Belegarth Medieval Combat Society. What does that mean? It's complicated. Mix fencing, Kendo and MMA (minus the head shots) and you're close. It's a combat sport. It's also a life style. We have huge campouts (as little as a hundred, as many as 1500 people) where we fight, get sloppy drunk and party our asses off. I have been the leader of my local chapter for 7 years and a fighter for 15. This is a huge part of my life. If this sounds like fun you should find a way to talk to me.
Now all the real life stuff. They're after all the fun stuff because my degree or job or how much money I have in the bank is not what defines me. I have my BS in Electronics Engineering Technology from DeVry.
See why I wouldn't want to bring that up first? It sounds boring to me too.
I am passionate about my hobbies and my friends, a fantastic listener and conversationalist and very difficult to offend.
I am also extremely honest and open. I'm very transparent.
I'm a very in the moment person, don't judge me.
..... Shit that's the whole point to this site isn't it? I knew I fucked up somewhere.
I'm good at almost anything involving fine motor control. I've played video games forever, and they've given me very good hand eye coordination, so now I can thread needles and things like that real well.
I'm NOT good at dancing, but a few drinks can get me to try. I don't usually dog bars or clubs, I like being able to talk without shouting.
I have long luxurious hair. I love my hair.
I'm real. I don't sugar coat. I'm not hiding anything. If you don't like me now lying about who I am won't make you like me later.
B: In order: Fight Club, Constantine, Matrix, The Butterfly Effect, High Fidelity, Dogma. Pirates of the Caribbean, Disturbing Behavior.
C: The Walking Dead, GoT, The Newsroom, Steven Universe, Heroes Reborn.
D: Nuked this from orbit, not much music lately.
E: Real ethnic kick lately, especially Mediterranean and middle eastern. Lots of shwarma. Some indian too. I like pretty much everything. Except mushrooms.
My car. I have a lot of hobbies that require travel and cargo room.
My close friends. The family I chose. My friends keep me sane. Top shelf.
Air conditioning. I like my room like an ice chest.
Hanging out gettin smashed. But only if I'm crashing the night, otherwise sober. Always cocktails, never beer. Strawberry daquiris usually.
Out at a card shop playing Magic. I have an EDH group that plays 10-4 Friday nights.
At the movies. I try to catch a flick every Friday night, I LOVE going to the movies. I go to the expensive theater buy the expensive popcorn and drink the expensive soda. I love it. I hardly ever run into a movie I don't like. Have you seen a movie? Thought it was bad? I probably liked it. I often hear "How could you have possibly thought that crap was good?"
The following exceptions apply: No Country for Old Men, Zodiac and Transformers 2 (and I liked the first one!).
Are you bored? Do you wish you were having more fun? Do you enjoy having a good time? Would you have a better time if you were having a good time with someone else?
It's just a message, not a social contract.
A better section would be: DON'T message me if:
You're planning to vote for Trump.
You make your bed.
You could never see yourself camping.