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UndressDestress

22 / F / Straight / Single

Sherman, Texas

Her Details

Last Online
May 20, 2012
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"Ormoilv pecially" was my code thingy to get on this site to make sure I wasn't a spammer. Kinda thinking that'll make a bitchin SN for Diablo III... hmmmm

Anyway! My named Chelle and I hate answering questions so sorry if I only answer a few of these... but they're kinda dumb anyway. I just want to meet people. If I dont respond to you its because your message wasn't worthy. No offense just move on.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a smack daddy mega star of a person. And playing Diablo III as much as possible before my eyes start to bleed.
I’m really good at
being ambiguous...

LIKE NOW

bwahahahaha
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a 8 feet tall man-eating purple pokadotted Odish from outter space.

I'm just here to find some snacks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jesus, we'll be here all day. I'll list a few and we can discuss it further

Fight club, book and movie. Avengers (OMG Ive seen it 3 times now)

Adventure time, The New Girl, Better off Ted, How I met Your Mother, Psyche and every anime ever made. Mostly Bebop and FlCL and Rurouni kenshin and Inuyasha

Food yes.

Music rap mostly. But I like some old blues and pop here and there. I keep atleast 1 michael jackson song on every playlist
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm
acrimoniousness
superciliousness
Lampooning
facetiousness
and a Thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Could I be more awesome? No. I don't think I can... BUT I MUST TRY!!"

For the greater good of mankind.
On a typical Friday night I am
*BEST IF READ AS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN*

Dancing on tabletops And taking too many shots
Think we kiss but I forget
Yeah we max our credit cards
And get kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards
streaking in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then have a ménage-a-trois
Yeah I think we break the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op

Yep. Sooo Typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You caught the alien thing, right? Yeah. thats it
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals