Now's your chance to meet the man critics have called "Hey you," "that guy," and "what are you doing with my lawn chair?"

I'm from Ft. Myers, FL, and am of proud white-trash stock. Moved to Warner Robins a few years ago after taking an offer from recruiters at a job fair. Career-wise, I'm working on my Master's.

To meet a goal, simply make efficient use of the resources available whilst staying within the defined constraints. Upon failure, analyze the factors involved, lessons learned, and estimate the effort and resources required in order to make a decision on planning another iteration. Upon success, analyze the factors involved and lessons learned. In either case, recognize the expenditures up to this point cannot be recovered at their original cost.

Grinding my job, grinding my education. Still looking for the cash shop to buy an XP boost.

Troubleshooting by eliminating possibilities in as wide swaths as possible. Also I can put a computer together and fix minor home tech problems, which surprisingly is a big deal to some people. I can actually do anything as long as I Google how to first.

My height, eyes, and lack of filter. I tend to look good when I bother to dress.

Discworld books are good. I like old action movies. Some favorite shows are Dexter, The Wire, Deadwood, House, Arrested Development, and Archer. My favorite band is Rush, and in general I like rock and electronic music (Aphex Twin!). I like all kinds of Asian food, and anything spicy.

Mint chocolate chip gum, my running gear, my automatic shower cleaner, my LASIK surgery, my ballin'-ass gaming rig, my smartphone.

My work, how I got here, where I'm going, typical reflection stuff.

At my European-style board game group. Or killing people with friends over Skype. It's like Words With Friends, but with less vocab and more violence.

I'm actually an assassin sent from the future to kill the person who was supposed to invent inverted legwarmers. They would have got real big in 2015. You're welcome.

You wanna get drunk and play Catan. Or if you like my profile, whatever.