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31 Warner Robins, GA Man


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  • Ages 21–42
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My details

Last online
Jul 2
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Now's your chance to meet the man critics have called "Hey you," "that guy," and "what are you doing with my lawn chair?"

I'm from Ft. Myers, FL. Moved to Warner Robins a few years ago after taking an offer from recruiters at a job fair. Can I just say this town is a little odd by the way?

I'm always into trying new things and spend way too much time clicking through Wikipedia or MSDN articles. Beer and board games are in my opinion the best two things ever created.
What I’m doing with my life
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I keep old computer systems on life support by day. Spend a fair amount of time studying for my software systems degree at night. Bars or whatever when I get a chance. I'm almost done with C25K, looking forward to finishing that out and keeping up with running this time.

I'm really looking to get out of here when I get done with my degree. San Francisco, Redmond, Austin, New York, and Boston all sound pretty decent off the top of my head. Starting to fall in love with .NET the more I work with it, as platform dependent as it is, it's just so elegant. I'd probably be looking for a job in business application development, though I'd consider defense contracting since I've got the background.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Troubleshooting by eliminating possibilities in as wide swaths as possible. Also I can put a computer together and fix minor home tech problems, which surprisingly is a big deal to some people. I'll build your next computer with free labor, you just have to deal with me talking your ear off explaining what a computer actually is.

I can do anything as long as I Google how to first, glad that's all it's taken us to gain at least novice skill on any subject.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, eyes, and how reserved I seem. Gotta blend in, you know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Discworld books are good, I'm almost done with an entire character arc. For non-fiction, programming books or anything technical.

Commando, Hard Boiled, No Country for Old Men, The Story of Rikki, and Requiem for a Dream are some of my favorite movies. Usually happy with old action stuff, or super immature R, or actually adult R, or just something really bizarre or trashy.

Some favorite shows are Dexter, The Wire, Deadwood, House, Arrested Development, and Archer. Though I don't actually watch TV anymore, I mostly just check out my YouTube subscriptions.

Music-wise I like Rush, Tool, Aphex Twin, Radiohead, and in general I like rock and electronic music.

I like all kinds of Asian food, and anything spicy.

Why isn't there a video game section here? I'm jaded about games at this point, it has to have top notch mechanics and/or design to keep me interested. Braid, Hotline Miami, FTL, Super Meat Boy, and Antichamber would fit that description.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Minimal support running shoes - was getting injured with the supportive kind, landing on my toes so far is making it look like I can keep up.

Pizza delivery - what a shock, I don't have time to cook since being enrolled in grad school and working full time.

Self-cleaning everything - shower and litter box so far, can't justify a carpet cleaner at this point but I'd love to watch my cats freak out over that.

Adderall - taking care of business all day, total life-changer. I have a legit prescription, NSA, in case you're reading this. More likely a profile crawler built by them is flagging a keyword at the FBI, but you get my drift.

Smartphone - I just wish it had decent games, I don't have the pocket space to lug around a 3DS.

Beer - duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where all the flowers have gone. Or where they were in the first place. Aren't the Dutch to blame for that one?

How people have time to pay any attention to the noise the media keeps churning out. There's not one thing more interesting they could be doing than listening about which celebrity did what, or what out-of-context soundbite some politician's opponents whipped into news?

How this country is the last superpower and our internet access sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my European-style board game group. Or killing people with friends over Skype. It's like Words With Friends, but with less vocab and more violence.

Who am I kidding? I'm working on my next project for school.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually an assassin sent from the future to kill the person who was supposed to invent inverted legwarmers. They would have got real big in 2015. You're welcome.
You should message me if
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You know what Discworld is.
You've seen Braindead/Dead Alive.
You'd rather drink from a glass than a red solo cup.
You've played any of the following: Braid, FTL, Super Meat Boy, Katamari Damacy, Ghost Trick, or The Stanley Parable.
You know how to guarantee best work first round in Princes of Florence, and how much that's worth paying for.
You understand a programming language.