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Undune

27 Monterey, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in Fargo, ND (sans woodchipper action). A couple of things that I learned from Fargo:
1) Believe that people are generally good;
2) Do things slowly or be patient;
and
3) It's ok to walk if something is half a mile away.

I'm now done with school, and feel none the wiser for it. If anything, I'm a bit disillusioned with the whole college experience thing. Still, I met some good people, had fun, and read some good books... So it wasn't a total wash. Now I'm off to get a real person job.

I'm an interesting mix of Chinese and Irish, my sister and I decided that the politically correct term is "Chirish". I'm a pretty liberal person (for the most part) and a very open person. Literally, I'll talk about myself all day if given the chance.

Uh, last things... I enjoy comics (Vertigo specifically), learning how to cook new dishes and why they work the way they do, video games (Lots of Rock Band, Smash Bros, and League of Legends), running, and reading.

I am tangential, relaxed, and loquacious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in school (more accurately, doing some additional job training that feels a lot like school), trying to do something international relations related. As far I'm concerned, you can't go wrong with a job that requires a lot of traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I dunno if I'd say I'm "really good" at anything, but I'm decent at a couple of things:
*Cooking
*Learning to bake and not being terrible
*Shooting games (BANG BANG)
*Rhythm games
*Using phrases and colloquialisms post-ironically

Sometimes I like to tell stories or pretend that I can write and draw.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told by my roomies that I always smell good.
That's a plus, right?
Also, I've been told I look like a "James", but that's my dad's name.
Which is weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's see, I'll keep this short by doing lists of top five (in no particular order).
Books:
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus by Ludwig Wittgenstein
It by Stephen King
Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
The Girl Who Owned a City by O. T. Nelson (Shut up, it's a great book despite the fact that it's Ayn Rand for pre-teens)
P.S: I hate Ayn Rand. She's not a philosopher.
She's a hack writer.

Movies:
I'm actually not much of a movie guy, but here we go...
Chasing Amy
Empire Strikes Back
Stray Dog
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Big Fish

Music:
(If I could, I would probably give this a top 20, however, I will do this in order of favorites)
1. Grandaddy
2. Flaming Lips
3. M83
4. Beastie Boys
5. Jens Lekman
Runners Up (CHEATING NOW):
Belle & Sebastian (and also God Help the Girl)
The Unicorns (and also Islands)
Girl Talk
Silver Jews
Streetlight Manifesto
Eve 6
Nada Surf
of Montreal
Animal Collective
Yo La Tengo
Jay Z
Nerf Herder

Food:
Cubed Steak
Shrimp, prepared any way
Crab cakes
Yellowtail sushi or sashimi, 'cause that's how I roll.
Singapore Style Noodles with heavy yellow curry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Would You Rather...?" Questions
My best friend Spencer
My cellphone
A notebook and pencil
Music in general
(Parenthesis... and elipses (and asides (in parenthesis)))

... And if there could be a seven, it would be Pokemon. Man, Pokemon is fun. Probably the best thing to play when struck with insomnia and you're going to be up until daybreak anyways.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about too much, honestly. Just in general I daydream waaaaay too much. When I'm not daydreaming I tend to go off on quasi-philosophical tangents in my head to pass the time.

Things I daydream about:
Zombies
Post-apocalyptic wasteland
Zombie infested post-apocalyptic wasteland
Leading a successful career in doing comics or owning a coffee shop

Sometimes I think about stuff that is very boring and dry to most people. These things include:
Politics, and gender roles and how they affect moral systems, and so on and so forth.

I also like to try to guess what people are saying that are just out of earshot, it is usually just "Durrrrrr".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home, usually catching up on movies, hanging out with my roommates, or playing video/board games.
Sometimes I go out to eat or maybe hit up a bar (with friends, I'm not sad enough (yet) to go alone). I'm not much of a drinker/partier. If you can't tell by now, I'm a pretty big nerd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I one time shot a man, just to watch him die.

Due to budget constraints on the prison system, I was let out on parole due to outstanding musical talent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to be charmed by a person blessed with a fusion of midwest stoicism and east coast elitism;
You have awesomely fashionable short hair;
You don't mind being a nerd at times;
You like to play videogames;
Hey, biking is great(!);
Hiking and dragging along hammocks is fun too;
AND/OR
You just wanna. Seriously, there's absolutely nothing stopping you.