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Unfortunator

20 / M / straight / Single

Mansfield, Ohio

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Gabba, Gabba, and Hey.

My Self-Summary

You may not know me yet, but once you see me, i'm impossible to miss. I'm wildly unpredictable, energetic, knowledgable about a variety of subjects, such as music, books, and science. I also possess a wide variety of super-powers, chiefly the ability to confuse my enemies utterly. I believe randomness is the spice of life. im looking for someone as interesting as i think i am, lol. I hate routine. While i understand that it works for some people, it dosen't for me. I have a somewhat weird and random sense of humor.(Sarcasm is my friend lol) My goal is to make each day more interesting than the last and re-invent myself each day. I Look forward to meeting all freaks, geeks, slugs, punks, nerds, metalheads, weirdos, or anyone looking for someone unlike any other. UPDATE: I HATE STEPHENIE MEYER AND ALL THAT SHE STANDS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!WORDS CANNOT CONVEY THE DEPTHS OF MY HATRED FOR HER AND HER BASTARD MONSTROSITY!! IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME AND I WILL HATE YOU ETERNALLY!!! Thank you.

What I’m doing with my life

Looking For a job. causing general chaos, trying to get my band off the ground, rocking it 24/7. lol

I’m really good at

reading, being wierd, singing, shredding on my guitar, standing by my friends no matter what, chilling, being random, headbanging, giving advice, being honest.

The first things people usually notice about me

My height, long hair, I'm also really skinny lol.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: H.P Lovecraft, anything by Stephing King, David Eddings, Anything Dilbert, Ann Rice, Star Trek novels.

Movies: Anything Star Trek and sci-fi in general. Also Love comedy (Wayne's World, Rocky Horror Picture Show FTW, Spaceballs, Monty Python, etc. I Like Horror too, especially 80's slasher franchises( Freddy, Jason , Myers, Chucky)

Music:Heavy Metal,Punk & Music that doesn't suckMetal, Love Death Metal and Black Metal. Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Testament,Johnny Cash, Joey Ramone, Dark Angel, Nuclear Assault, Black Sabbath, Ramones,Electric Wizard, Cathedral, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Primus, Venom,Candlemass, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Burzum, Bathory, Dethklok, Motorhead, Cessation Of Life, Unleashed, Satan's Host, Stonecreep, VII Arcano, Rage Against The Machine, Harkonin, GWAR, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Dead Boys, X-Ray Spex, Devo,Bad Brains, Whitechapel, Gorgoroth, Warbringer, Dark Angel, In Flames, Cryptopsy, Book Of Black Earth, Blanks 77, Crass, the Dead Milkmen, NoFX, The Acacia Strain, The Agony Scene, Austrian Death Machine, Anti-Flag, Bonded By Blood, Cannibal Corpse, Cattle Decapitation, Celtic Frost, Coal Chamber, Death, Exodus, Hi-Standard, Judas Priest, Merciless Death, Satyricon, Strong Bad, Tenacious D, And Anything that sounds good to me.
Food: I'll Eat Anything.

The six things I could never do without

1. My Guitars

2.My Ipod.

3. My Laptop

4. My Ipod

5. My Books

6.My Friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I can do To Make life more interesting. What on earth posesses Rush Limbuagh to Get Out Of bed in the morning. Also i spend a lot of time wondering why Unicorns don't shoot laser beams and sound like Arnold Schwartzenegger.

On a typical Friday night I am

Chilling with my gamer boys and girls playing halo 3 or some such nonsense. Message me if youre in the area and want to come! practicing my guitar so i can play even faster! looking on stupid dating sites in a pointless endeavor.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm Secretly An Alien Warlord.(Translation: I Aint Telling shit)

You should message me if

You find me as awesome as i find myself. just kidding lol. i welcome all who share anything in common with me. weirdness and randomness a plus. If You're a Musician like myself that's also a plus. If You're A Ramones fan please message me so we can talk!