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UnfuckTheWorld

26 / M / Straight / Single

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Today – 1:19pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m).
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hai! <3 FIRST AND FOREMOST: Since the majority of you seem to be hell-bent on locking down a mate right away, I feel the need to clarify: I am in NO rush whatsoever to meet anyone. I don't understand how you can date someone you know nothing about. How much free time do you have that this makes sense?! I love overworking my creative self, so I'm not really one to just waste an entire evening out with someone I don't know to see IF they're worthwhile. I find "dating" really disgusting. The amount of implications and awkward, unhuman (not a typo) etiquette of that heartless formal courtship ritual make me lost faith in humanity. If you and I can't function on a platonic level before anything, the whole seeing-each-other thing ain't happening. So in short, let's just say that I believe haste makes waste, and that I am just here to make friends (made some awesome ones so far!), and that if that friendship turns into something more, even better - but it's not my only goal right now. I want my mate to be the best person fathomable - not someone I paired off with from the internet "just because". I own and run a couple businesses, work an exhausting full-time job, and put my art before anything. So meeting up with me may take a while. As the old, cliche adage goes: Good things come to those that wait.

Also, I'm warning you right now: You clicked the profile of someone who aspires to be one of most layered and ambitious people on this entire fucking planet (I'm being honest here, and you're supposed to be reading this shit to find out who I am, so fuck modesty). That being said, there's a lot of content in this profile. If you like simpletons who can summarize their boring selves in a handful of vague, half-assed sentences, then please save us both the trouble and just stop here. (I'm usually not one to make broad generalizations and blanket statements, but chances are you probably duckface in all of your photos anyways. Please, carry on.)

I find myself very difficult to summarize, or categorize. I stopped attempting to define myself a decade ago when I realized I'm rather out-of-category, so there's really not that much I can summarize into a cute quip for you to skim. For now, this will have to suffice as my summary. Hehe.

Note: I realize that half of the users on this website claim the same shit, but I sincerely mean it. I'm not going to throw a gimmick into this section to separate from both the "i like hiking i am liek a totly laid bak kinda guy" and "I don't like summarizing myself" demographics. I like to think the latter and I have a shared, distinguished sense of character in common, where we can all circle-jerk each other's grandiloquence, logorrhea, verbosity, and sesquipedalianism. Swag.

...Or yolo? Is that a "yolo" or a "swag" scenario? I never know! Kids and their colloquialisms!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist and a performer. Mostly with words and sounds, though I dip into the visual arts every now and then. I play in a touring hardcore-ska-punk band, and have a hardcore-influenced hip-hop endeavor where I make music that is so personal that the fact that it's available for all to see really terrifies me.

I write. I record. I play. I perform. I try to make people think. I feel like that last one is my purpose on this planet.

Your Talent + Helping People = Your Purpose.

I am also an educator. I spend a great deal of my time teaching, not that I have a license or training to do so. I'm just really receptive to one's individualistic means of understanding, and I'm talented with words, so I know how to impact a person. And I love helping people. My greatest aspiration is to impact the future of mankind as best I can. So far, so good.

I don't define myself by my day-job, even though I rather love it. I am an alchemist for a rather large cosmetics company (I'd be called a "chemist" if there were any chemicals involved, but it's all vegan/vegetarian, organic materials). It's the most ethically and ecologically responsible workplace I've ever even heard of. It's nice.

I have over a dozen tattoos and aspire to have at least 80% body coverage once my musical financial pit fills a little and leaves me some wiggle room for other forms of self-expression.
I’m really good at
Music. Science. Problem solving. Writing. Listening. Talking. Teaching. Questioning. Explaining. Honesty. Critical thinking. Feeling. Recognition. Abstract thoughts. Zombie apocalypse strategies. (Fuck this new wave of hipster that is all "Zombies are so played out!" Until you can find a more terrifying, more testing and more critical apocalyptic scenario, quit your bitching. (Nuclear wasteland is boring.))
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm big. I'm eager to please. I have a ridiculous wealth of useless trivia in my memory banks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(I've been told that my broad "I'm so open minded!" listings in this section were too vague, so I'll try to get more specific for you.)

MOVIES, TV:
I am very open minded to all media, but I don't watch as many shows and movies as a normal human being should. Zombies and space and monsters and robots and sci-fi and intelligent, thought-provoking anything is always a yes. The Alien and Super Mario franchises spent more time with me as a child and taught me more lessons than my parents ever did. Prometheus is probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life (for nostalgic and scientific reasons). I full-body-convulsion/scream-cried for two hours after I saw "The Road". Nothing made me feel more alive. Fuck fantasy and magic. Not providing probable situations and incidents is an unimaginative cop-out that shows you lack creativity.

VIDEO GAMES:
I am ashamed to admit that I don't play much of these any more. I am too busy creating music and doing things I consider to be huge advancements to becoming the me I always have been (and always will be) dreaming of becoming. It's been over a year since I've really obsessively played anything because I REALLY get into them. I am obscenely good at video games. I used to play competitively before I had an artistic life. I have amazing hand-eye coordination and find it amazingly easy to become the best I know at any game I invest time into. I can play any and all games. I am a huge fan of hyper-stylized things like Parappa The Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy, Katamari Damacy, Journey, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, etc. I like first person shooters like MW2, Battlefield 3, all the Halos, CounterStrike, BioShocks, Dead Island, Left 4 Dead, etc. Some of my deepest loves will forever be survival horrors. Resident Evil 2 and Dino Crisis shaped the fuck out of my tastes since way back in the late 90's. I love multiplayer bedlams too like Smash Bros., or any Mario Party, or split/LAN FPS. I also do all the classics. The NES was the only role model I had as a kid. I will give you an example of how hardcore I used to get with video games, and why I essentially had to quit: There are videos on the internet of a person destroying Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes. A few years ago, I figured I could do better. I session'd three or four days worth of dedication to this feat, mastering every move, level, secret, double-bounce, pick-up, etc., until I became just as good as the motherfucker on the internet. I realized that he and I tied for times, because this was in fact the fast possible way to time attack this game. It was leaked later he used a computer program (or for the tech savvy ladies out there - "an emulator") to slow the game down 100x and sped the recording of him beating the game that way back to original speed - because it was supposed to be humanly impossible to do this otherwise. But I did. I fucking matched him. Hahaha. I am way too fucking good at video games and I need to keep that distraction out of my life. But I fucking love gamer girls.

FOOD:
Food? Heh. Again, I'm open minded. I'll eat anything, just as long as it isn't dairy or pork (stomach is a prejudiced asshole). I was vegan for the first half of my life, and have on-and-off stints of veganism and vegetarianism here and there. For dietary and financial reasons, not philosophical ones (I have a much more realistic and feasible plan in place to end industrial farming than the "just go vegan" route). I love food. So much so that it's a vice I have to spend a tremendous spend effort on to keep in order. I work out not out of insecurity, or because I'm trying to look a certain way, but simply to counterbalance my extremely adventurous lifestyle and eating habits. I'm a fan of cooking, being cooked for, inventing new meals, and trying new things.

BOOKS:
When it comes to books, you'll find a lot of science texts, art stuff, graphic novels. I'll openly admit I don't absorb as much fiction as a functioning adult possibly should, but as an extremely science-oriented individual I suppose I find the wonders and mysteries of reality a lot more important to me. The universe is an amazing place. Don't get me wrong, I love dipping into fantasy worlds.

Robert M. Sapolsky, Gabor Mate, Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen Pressfield, Malcolm Gladwell, John Perkins, Steven Pinker, Max Brooks, Douglas Coupland, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley. This list will grow.

Music I love beyond life itself. I love all genres of music, but please do not confuse this with me being a "passive listener". I am the most attentive listener to music, and when it is on, I have a hard time focusing on anything else. I suffer from a musicians ear. Even when I'm in a full-blown mosh pit, rest assured I am still studying every note, movement, gesture and action of every performer I see. I turn background music into foreground music. I am the most active listener to music I have ever encountered. I fully support and love any artist that aspires to inspire, incite thought, feeling, or simply put on an amazing show. The more honesty, sincerity and passion, the better. That being said, I feel most at home when the intent of the music is impact. I love hip-hop, and I love hardcore. The intensity and brutal honesty of these genres (when looking in the right areas) elicit critical thought and action for positive change. I was raised on punk rock and reggae, so I'm well-known to skank and circle-pit at shows. I wind down, relax and cuddle listening to a mix of post-rock and serene, blissful music. I even dip into the very low-brow for comedic, novel and satirical purposes. I listen to everything, but not passively. Trust me, I know heart when I hear it, and I know crap when it happens.

And here we go. I have to plague you with a list of things I listen to, because people have mistaken my vagueness for a lack of character and brought my attention to it. In absofuckinglutely zero order:

Dangers, Ceremony, The Faceless, Doomtree, Cecil Otter, POS, Dessa, Mike Mictlan, Sims, Paper Tiger, Lazerbeak, Crescent Moon Is In Big Trouble, Astronautalis, Sage Francis, Scroobius Pip, Death Grips, Dethklok, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, El-P, Azealia Banks, Botch, Cannibal Ox, Frederic Chopin, Deftones, Grimes, MF Doom, Kimya Dawson, Kreayshawn, Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Santigold, Santogold, Muse, Propagandhi, Wax, Wax & EOM, Selda Bagcan, Sleigh Bells, Spinnerette, The Distillers, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The XX, This Will Destroy You, God Is An Astronaut, Tragedy, His Hero Is Gone, The Bone Daddies, Ninjaspy, The Ivy League Brawlers, Waldeck, Against All Authority, The Aggrolites, Big D & The Kids Table, Bob Marley, Body Bag, Choking Victim, The Clash, Common Rider, Dancehall Satan, Defiance Ohio, Doctor Steel, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, F-Minus, Gogol Bordello, Hepcat, Horrorpops, Lars Fredriksen & The Bastards, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, Long Beach Short-Bus, Left Alone, Leftover Crack, Matisyahu, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nekromantix, No Cash, Operation Ivy, Pepper, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Slackers, Slightly Stoopid, Societys Parasites, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Suicide Machines, The Brains, The Creepshow, Los Furios, The King Blues, The Left Rights, The Rebel Spell, Tiger Army, Tim Armstrong, Toxic Narcotic, The Transplants, NOFX, The Black Dahlia Murder, Flobots, Immortal Technique, Mouth Sewn Shut, The Matadors, Devil Makes Three, Bomb The Music Industry, Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip, Wu Tang Clan, The Cool Kids, Suicide Bid, Sonic Boom Six, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Damian Marley, The Nightwatchmen, Star Fucking Hipsters, Muse, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Rich Kids on LSD, Ryan Harvey, Suicide Silence, Marijuana Deathsquads, Brother Ali, Chris Murray, Guante, Big Cats, The Nods, Oddfuture, The Stray Bullets, Hellmouth, Baptists, Depressed, Black Breath, Devil Makes Three, The Old Firm Casuals, The Silencers, Punch, Voodoo Glow Skulls, SNFU, The Beastie Boys, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Sublime with Rome, William Elliot Whitmore, Strapping Young Lad, Devon Townsend, One Day As A Lion, Death From Above 1979, Black Rose Phantoms, Knockout, Raised Fist, Emmure, Limp Bizkit (I was a teenager in 1999, so fuck off! And the "Unquestionable Truth" shit is seriously great music regardless of how lame Fred Durst is.), Black Light Burns, Eat The Day, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Big Dumb Face, Crosses, Team Sleep, Static-X, Shane Koyczan, Lovage, Fever Ray, The Black Keys, Amanda Fucking Palmer, Building Better Bombs, Eyedea & Abilities, Kristoff Krane, Sadistik, D-sisive, Intro5spect, The Corporation, Mad Conductor, The Have Nots, Weezer, Crystal Castles, Die Antwoord, Childish Gambino, MC DJ, Ella Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, Kimbra, Kanye West, Converge, Code Orange Kids, Company Flow, Retox, Lightning Bolt, Woodkid, Brad Hamers, Danny Brown, Defeater, Madchild, Dumbfoundead, Gastric Acid, Kublakai, Saul Williams, Reggie Watts, Cee Lo Green, The Arrogant Sons of Bitches, Tyler The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Anti-Flag, Aphex Twin, Austrian Death Machine, Bad Brains, Blakroc, RZA, GZA, Cake, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Despot, Josh Freese, Martin Atkins, The Fun Lovin' Criminals, Gnarls Barkley, Knife City, Grimes, MC Chris, The Offspring, Blackbreath, The Refused, Ryo Fukui, Punkerslut, The Easy Brothers, The Saint Riels, The Wrecktals, GSTS, Dead Voices, Rio Bent, Fall City Fall, Sapient, TohKay, Slumlord, ...

This list is about 90% incomplete.
The six things I could never do without
Science. Music. Poetry. Love. Hope. Empathy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. Human behavior. Nature versus nurture. New ways to artistically express myself. How to better the crafts already under my belt. What ridiculous concoction I call a "meal" I should invent next. What mystery woman I'm going fall obscenely in love with in the future. How children are literally little vessels of infinite possibilities. Unsustainability in any monetary system. The natural laws of the universe. What musical backdrop would best accompany the poem I have written. What poem would best accommodate the soundtrack I have composed.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm in a transitional phase of my life, where I realize that Friday nights aren't about getting shitfaced, seeing as many people as you can in a short period of time, and making as big of a ruckus as possible on dance floors and in mosh pits.

I've come to rather appreciate my relaxation, and although the old-party-crazy-me inside has a tendency to feel ashamed admitting this - here it is: I spend my Fridays oftentimes writing poetry and music, working out a schedule for the coming couple of days where I will be working in the studio, in a rehearsal space, or performing. I've had my fun. It's now time to get shit done. I got lots of art that needs to get out of me, lots of things that need to be said, and it isn't going to better me as an artist or a person if I squander my spare time on getting blasted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have secrets. I mean that.

I'm an insanely honest person. For anything and everything. If you knew me already, you'd know that I don't omit details to anything because I'm a secretive, reserved person, but rather that so much happens in my life that I couldn't possibly keep up sharing everything. I've tried doing that. It doesn't work. Ask and you will hear the truth, every time. I promise.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
Message me no matter what. I was neglected as a child and I desperately crave the attention! Hahaha! But seriously, hit me up. This is my first time ever using a site like this and I'm down for any kind of interaction whatsoever. The only thing I love more than people, is interacting with them!

I love all questions and conversations! So let me have it! I'm on the website zero expectations or parameters. I love making new friends and am here just to have a good time. We don't necessarily have to date, or screw, or anything. But if you want to do that too, let me know! Don't be shy! I'm plenty shy for the both of us! So no matter what - if you turn out to be the love of my life, or if you just turn out to be a kind chum, I am happy to make your acquaintance and would love to hear from you!