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29 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 26
Seeing Someone
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My girlfriend and I have dating profiles for the exact same reason.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Burning the candle at both ends in a gloriously pseudo-satirical self-aggrandizing hypocritical neo-narcissistic hyperbolic rap archetype clusterfuck that blurs the line between reality and social commentary.

Also I own a merchandising business, a record label, a studio, and when I need to recuperate from throwing everything I've earned into the infinite vacuum of "things that make me feel fulfilled", I help manage a world class tattoo shop and refurbish quarter-million dollar pianos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hearing things I'm not supposed to hear. Makin' stuff. Hyper-analyzing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That before they met me, they have heard of conveniently exaggerated, slanderous tales by people who are (by no coincidence) the most anti-intellectual, anti-empathetic, personality-disorder ridden human beings this planet has to offer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert M. Sapolsky, Gabor Mate, Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen Pressfield, Malcolm Gladwell, John Perkins, Steven Pinker, Max Brooks, Douglas Coupland, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley. Garth Ennis. Frank Miller. Darick Robertson. Alan Moore. Daniel J. Levitin. Grant Morrison. Robert Kirkman. Jonathan Hickman. Carl Sagan. Cormac McCarthy. Arthur C. Clarke.

Dangers, Ceremony, The Faceless, Doomtree, Cecil Otter, POS, Dessa, Mike Mictlan, Sims, Paper Tiger, Lazerbeak, Crescent Moon Is In Big Trouble, Astronautalis, Sage Francis, Scroobius Pip, Death Grips, Dethklok, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, El-P, Azealia Banks, Botch, Cannibal Ox, Frederic Chopin, Deftones, Grimes, MF Doom, Kimya Dawson, Kreayshawn, Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Santigold, Santogold, Propagandhi, Wax, Wax & EOM, Selda Bagcan, Sleigh Bells, Spinnerette, The Distillers, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The XX, This Will Destroy You, God Is An Astronaut, Tragedy, His Hero Is Gone, The Bone Daddies, Ninjaspy, The Ivy League Brawlers, Waldeck, Against All Authority, The Aggrolites, Big D & The Kids Table, Bob Marley, Body Bag, Choking Victim, The Clash, Common Rider, Dancehall Satan, Defiance Ohio, Doctor Steel, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, F-Minus, Gogol Bordello, Hepcat, Horrorpops, Lars Fredriksen & The Bastards, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, Long Beach Short-Bus, Left Alone, Leftover Crack, Matisyahu, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nekromantix, No Cash, Operation Ivy, Pepper, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Slackers, Slightly Stoopid, Societys Parasites, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Suicide Machines, The Brains, The Creepshow, Los Furios, The King Blues, The Left Rights, The Rebel Spell, Tiger Army, Tim Armstrong, Toxic Narcotic, The Transplants, NOFX, The Black Dahlia Murder, Flobots, Immortal Technique, Mouth Sewn Shut, The Matadors, Devil Makes Three, Bomb The Music Industry, Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip, Wu Tang Clan, The Cool Kids, Suicide Bid, Sonic Boom Six, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Damian Marley, The Nightwatchmen, Star Fucking Hipsters, Muse, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Rich Kids on LSD, Ryan Harvey, Suicide Silence, Marijuana Deathsquads, Brother Ali, Chris Murray, Guante, Big Cats, The Nods, Oddfuture, The Stray Bullets, Hellmouth, Baptists, Depressed, Black Breath, Devil Makes Three, The Old Firm Casuals, The Silencers, Punch, Voodoo Glow Skulls, SNFU, The Beastie Boys, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Sublime with Rome, William Elliot Whitmore, Strapping Young Lad, Devon Townsend, One Day As A Lion, Death From Above 1979, Black Rose Phantoms, Knockout, Raised Fist, Emmure, Limp Bizkit (I was a teenager in 1999, so fuck off! And the "Unquestionable Truth" shit is seriously great music regardless of how lame Fred Durst is.), Black Light Burns, Eat The Day, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Big Dumb Face, Crosses, Team Sleep, Static-X, Shane Koyczan, Lovage, Fever Ray, The Black Keys, Amanda Fucking Palmer, Building Better Bombs, Eyedea & Abilities, Kristoff Krane, Sadistik, D-sisive, Intro5spect, The Corporation, Mad Conductor, The Have Nots, Weezer, Crystal Castles, Die Antwoord, Childish Gambino, MC DJ, Ella Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, Kimbra, Kanye West, Converge, Code Orange Kids, Company Flow, Retox, Lightning Bolt, Woodkid, Brad Hamers, Danny Brown, Defeater, Madchild, Dumbfoundead, Gastric Acid, Kublakai, Saul Williams, Reggie Watts, Cee Lo Green, The Arrogant Sons of Bitches, Tyler The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Anti-Flag, Aphex Twin, Austrian Death Machine, Bad Brains, Blakroc, RZA, GZA, Cake, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Despot, Josh Freese, Martin Atkins, The Fun Lovin' Criminals, Gnarls Barkley, Knife City, Grimes, MC Chris, The Offspring, Blackbreath, The Refused, Ryo Fukui, Punkerslut, The Easy Brothers, The Saint Riels, The Wrecktals, GSTS, Dead Voices, Rio Bent, Fall City Fall, Sapient, TohKay, Slumlord, Blockhead, The Uncluded, The Locust, Coliseum, Cursed, Disfear, Doomriders, Lewd Acts, Nails, Trap Them, Victims, Wolf Brigade, The Ink Spots, The Lonely Island, Parov Stelar, Tune Yards, The Plastic Constellations, Blockhead, The Bouncing Souls, Cephalic Carnage, Opposition Rising, Graf Orlock, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Puscifer, Clockwise, The Plastic Constellations, Chicano Batman, Crotchduster, Kurt Vile, Polica, Tricky, Getter, Cunter, Anchoress, Tim Minchin, Spose, Xibalba, Incendiary, Celtic Frost, The Dreadnoughts, Shark Infested Daughters, Punkerslut, The Corporation, The Still Spirits, The Coup, Devin Townsend, As Blood Runs Black, Carnifex, Anamanaguchi, Henry Homesweet, Sabrepulse, Chipzel, Abaddon, Aluna George, Lorde, Run The Jewels, Antimaniacs, Cubbiebear, Abzorbr, Cliff Martinez, Cadence Weapon, King Krule, Angel Haze, Das Racist, Kool AD, Clams Casino, Kavinsky, Beck, Imogen Heap, Gorgeous Geordie, As The King, Hopeleus, Crime City, Bongripper, Cocorosie, Africa to Appalachia, Beats Antique, DJ Shadow, Ice Cube, Trash Talk, Dillinger Escape Plan, Vince Staples, Kids and Explosions, Lazerhawk, Mitch Murder, Power Glove, DiBia$e, Beast, Kitty Pryde, Lakutis, Sifu Hotman, Slow Erase, SpaeghostPurrp, Sun Araw, M.O.O.N., Body Count, Ratking, Hail Mary Mallon, Seez Mics, Bad Seed, Four Fists, Mixed Blood Majority, Blue Sky Black Death, Speak, Justin Feathers, A Tribe Called Red, Isaiah Toothtaker, Hot Sugar, Steel Tipped Dove, 2% Muck, Spyder Baybie Raw Dog, Craters, Infant Annihilator, Clipping, Jack U, Yellowclaw, AWOL Nation, Hindxsight, Vials, Heems, Bia, Vince Staples, Ratatat, Arch Ares, ...

This list is about 90% incomplete.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Naive pipedreams.
Hero complexes.
Sharp silver tongues.
Creative space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death. Space. Consciousness. Art. Morality. Mortality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

Either creatively, or acquiring funds to be creative, I am always working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The things I am judged the most for are the things I am least ashamed of. I am equal parts introvert and extrovert. I am fully aware that your modesty is arrogance by stealth, and you don't fool me.
You should message me if
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You wanna see what my girlfriend looks like naked.