Hey!

I saw that miss click! That's why you are here, but before you go, go ahead and browse this page. C'mon! I know you wanna!

You'll stay? really? Cool!

Now let's get down to business. You're here cause you want to find an attractive, intelligent, well groomed, and a generally fun guy. Right? Well, you'll have to excuse me while I get him!

In all seriousness, this profile will be one of the very few non-dull and boring reads that these sites have to offer. And if for some reason it isn't, well go ahead and let me know.

Have you ever cruised down the road going 90 (MPH) while masturbating? If so then you understand the feeling and thrill.

Life is just one thrill ride, and you never know what will happen, or where it's gonna take ya. What is best is to just chill and enjoy the ride for what it is.

Here's a good example, I worked construction for a most 5 years. Then the company I worked for, being the morons that they were, closed up shop and pretty much gave us the middle finger. Now retail is my place of employment while figuring out how to get into college with the least amount of debt!

Everything!

Lots of people like to focus one or two things and do them well, however I learned to do many thing well; Depending on the situation of course.

My personality is what I am told the most about. People love to laugh and have a good time, so I try to go out of my way and facilitate that. Everyone loves a nicely put sarcastic comment, or a great joke, (even if it is at someone else's expense). Not many really understand at first but warm up to it. Need an example of my humor? Read this profile again!

There's so many movies it's hard to keep count. I can get into some drama style movies if they're done okay, so Everafter, and Joan of Arc are all very well done.

Comedy movies are great. There is certain movies that I HATE, because thoughtful comedy is king. That is, comedy that forces you to think to get the punchline. Dick jokes, do NOT interest me. Good comedy movies I like are The 40 Year old Virgin, Waiting, Friday.

Horror: Okay, so it's a whole genre. It's simply too large to list every one, cause I seem to enjoy them all. Even the messed up stuff from Jim Van Bebber

For the action genre, my favorites is The matrix, and obviously Star Wars. A lot of the films by Jet Li are also great. Some stuff by Mel Gibson when he was at the peak of his career as well.

As for music a better question is, "What don't you listen to?". Pretty much anything and everything. If music was a pimp, I'd be his whore. Simple as that.

Food is simply awesome, and there is very little that I don't enjoy.

Sci-fi / fantasy book really interest me. A lot of the old 'classics' that schools and colleges like to push seem, to me, very boring and very uninteresting to me. Give me some of the "new age" stuff from the forgotten realms line from R.A. Salvatore and it will get read. Anything else like The Scarlet letter will be tossed into the trash can.

In no particular order...

Internet: It is an awesome social tool that can help bring people together if used properly. It's sad that things like twitter use it for stupid mundane BS.
Friends: Awesome people that can be trusted, and will give you a helping hand instead of giving you a nice hard kick to the ribs in your moment of need. These people are rare, so if you find them, embrace 'em.
Music: It carries so much raw human emotion that it would a crime to not want anything to do with it. It is an extension of people's feelings. Everything from what the composer's feelings, down to the person listening to it. This coming from one who loves to play and listen to it.
Game: Video games are always fun. Not necessarily the only staple in my life, but great for when one feels the need to relax a bit.
Sex: For the sake of perversion, let's just say that everyone likes this, and to say otherwise is just denying our biology.

The conversation at hand. You can't spend your whole life planning and plotting how things are, or are supposed to be! Some times ya gotta just "do it". Too much thought bring upon too much stress, especially in things that you can't change. Live in the now.

Stranded at work!

I work a lot of fridays...

...and Satrudays....
....And sundays......

...Got anything going on, on Tuesday?

Don't tell anyone this, but....

...I still like to watch cartoons!

I know! A man in his middle 20's who still likes cartoons!? It's quite mind numbing, even to myself!

You are drunk, high, or just plain bored. Or if you need an adventure in your own back yard. Or if you just wanna chillax.