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Unicorn4Prez

37 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm the most positive, hilarious, people-loving misanthrope you will ever meet!

Like a ninja turtle I love pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Within the past year I've taken guitar lessons, tried my hand at hosting a live audience variety talk show, attempted stand-up comedy several times, tried my hand at classes at Tech-Shop (full disclosure- I'm not a very good solderer), received my SCUBA certification and found out that I like poodles... Weird (see photos for proof).

Oh. Day-to-day I'm a project manager at an online publishing company. Vague? Yes! Basically I explain to clients how to make ad buttons clickable-- y'know... fulfilling my childhood dream and whatnot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing trips, party planning, helping friends move (anything that involves organizing, really), board games (Settlers of Catan anyone?), dancing to anything and wedding speeches.

Things I Need Practice In:
Eating shellfish(I think I'm only 50% effective in this), getting to bed at a reasonable hour, and calculus (I dropped it in 11th grade and I haven't looked back.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dancing. Not even at a place with dancing. I just like to dance wherever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC: Belle and Sebastian, Elvis Costello, Pulp, Blur, Andrew Bird, They Might Be Giants, REM, Pixies, XTC, Joe Jackson

BOOKS: right now, Tenth of December by George Saunders, Groucho and Me by Groucho Marx, The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

MOVIES: Empire Records, Die Hard, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Fifth Element, So I Married an Axe Murderer

SHOWS: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Community, The Regular Show, Fringe, Adventure Time, Venture Brothers, Futurama... I want to say The Knick, but I'm not really sure if I like it or not.

PODCASTS: This American Life, Fresh Air, Doug Loves Movies, Stop Podcasting Yourself, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, PopCulture Happy Hour, RadioLab, The Moth
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...Friends' dogs
...Stand-up comedy
...Weather applications and being envious of the heat in other cities
...NPR Podcasts
...Coconut oil (my dad taught me how to distill it and use it for a bunch of things around the house)
...Long arguments with friends which can be solved by looking at the Internet but are better when you just take a whole evening to hash it out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hitting up every haunted house in the Bay Area before Halloween.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OKCupid-me says that I am seeing a band or some stand up comedy or at a bar with my friends... wherever the wind takes me!

Reality-me confesses that after an hour and a half commute, I'm probably getting take-out and working on the arduous task of cleaning out my Netflix queue.

Let's talk about Saturday!
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eh. why not.