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UnicornCatching

26 / F / Straight / Single

Boulder, Colorado

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 5:36pm
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: I often forget when I have looked at someones page before unless I talk to them. So what happens is you change your main picture or add new photos, I click on them again when they pop up on the stream of pictures, and then feel like a stalker when I recognize another photo. I apologize in advance I promise I am not google mapping your house right now.

For what seems like the first time in over a year or so I have the time for something more serious. I am however fully aware that you can’t force a fairytale and that sometimes the only thing you have in common with someone is the primal need to jump on one another like an ADD child on one of those backpack leashes near a playground. So I am also open to something not so serious. I am mostly looking for someone that has a high enough sex drive to play 3 to 7 times a week on a consistent basis and is able to communicate their needs and wants. I am very blunt and would rather you say what you want or feel. I really respect people who can be upfront, as I am certainly someone who is very assertive and direct when expressing my needs or feelings so there is no confusion. I am open to a wide range of personality but the above mentioned things are deal breakers. What I am not looking for is a bunch of one night stands so if you're not open to meeting up more than once please keep on trucking.

My directness shouldn’t scare you, I am actually very light hearted and bubbly when it comes to my demeanor. However when it comes to matters of the heart and sex I feel a direct approach is best. I keep a close watch on this heart of mine and the last thing I want to do is to hurt anyone else.

I work a lot I have a regular 40 hour a week office gig and then I freelance creatively outside of that. I prefer to spend my free time going to concerts, creating art and keeping myself surrounded by amazingly kind and loving people. I am one of the easiest people to get along with. I absolutely hate drama and negative people I have no room for this under my happy little rainbow and will quickly banish black clouds from the happy little existence I have built myself. I will do anything for entertainment. I'm completely open minded to accepting others for who they are inside and out. I don't get offended easily at all, and if there's opportunity for an inappropriate cock joke I am normally the first one saying something dirty. My blunt sailor mouth usually can't let it go.

That doesn't mean I can't turn it off so you can take me home to mom. In fact mothers love me because I seem so sweet and innocent, little do they know what I am doing with their sons behind closed doors.
What I’m doing with my life
L-I-V-I-N making that money, getting tattooed, doing yoga, going to concerts, shaking my ass and dancing on poles, catching unicorns. Lending a helping hand to those who need it.
I’m really good at
All sorts of flexible things. Giving ;). Taking awesome photographs of people when they're least expecting it (I'm like a ninja with my Canon) Talking to randoms as long as they are talkative (if you're the strong silent type we probably won't work). Saying funny and often inappropriate things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not like I go around asking so what one of my rockin features did you notice first? Depending on how clothed I am (we will say on a typically day if you're male) Boobs, eyes, smile, and then ink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only watch tv online at late hours of the night. I love Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Weeds, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Bob Ross, Jackass, Nitro Circus, anything motocross or xgames.

Movies: Mallrats, anything from Tarantino, I like lots of movies, I like anything that has eye candy (as far as cinematography and costumes goes) The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Fall (it's by the same director of The Cell and it's amazing), and lots and lots of porn.

Music is amazing and is like air I need it to live. TV on the Radio, Modest Mouse, String Cheese Incident, Galactic, Queens of the Stone Age, Reel Big Fish, MGMT, Led Zepplin, Gorilaz, Flying Lotus, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Grizzly Bear, Spoon, Yonder Mountain Sting, Band, Widespread Panic, The Black Keys, Yeasayer, Ween, Beats Antique, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, I could really go all night.

Foods: I love Italian, Mexican and Thai food. Pretty much anything that doesn't have meat I am down to try. That's right I am a vegetarian, the only meat I am interested in is the meat in your pants lol ;) That doesn't mean you can't have meat, if my man wants a steak, I'm cooking him a big ol' slab of beef.
The six things I could never do without
Art Supplies
Chap Stick
Music
A safe and comfy bed
The Mountains
Men (if something happened and all the men vanished I would throw myself into a volcano in a heart beat)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right now I spend a lot of time thinking about the time I will spend in Sint Maarten this year and if I am going to have someone come with me, or will I go alone and spend a week exploring the island with my camera disconnected entirely from the main land. Want to join me on this island adventure? All it will cost you is the plane ticket and food, the rooms already paid for. I am entirely serious 5/18 - 5/25 tickets are $550.

The rest of the time it's a pretty steady stream of bunnies, rhinestones, sex, feathers, and chaos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking back at home or with friends smoking a bowl, and having some drinks. Perhaps going out to a show. Hopefully spending it with you ;) You never know I am game for anything so I don't normally have a typically Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This profile is worse than a therapist. I am an open book so ask away, but I have to admit to one thing. It drives me absolutely crazy when I receive messages that are spelled like this:

WUZ UP BEBE UR HOT Want DIk 2nite?

I promise you I will not reply, put your fucking man pants on, and use your big boy words, spell check, SOMETHING. I am by no means a grammar or spelling nazi, and I hate even admitting to how badly this annoys me because I don't want to come off as pretentious. However, when all I have to determine if I am interested in you, is your writing and photo, your lack of effort says a lot. Now this is not to say that the above sentiment expressed correctly wouldn't catch my attention.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want someone who isn't afraid of adventure to travel with. You would like to do any of the following you earn major brownie points with me:

Show me a new place to shoot photos, Do yoga together, paint and drink, camp, go to a burlesque show or strip club.

If your not afraid to take control and be with a woman who knows what she wants.

If peaches is singing the song in the link below about you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPM3V-qfUCo

If you would like to do crazy shit like this together. I am all for fear bonds lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBnzZarY7zQ