Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm mean, I dance, and I can't have pizza" someone suggested I
just put this on my profile when they didn't like my response.
Worst way to start a conversation, ask me something you can easily
figure out yourself through Google, like where is midway city? That
seems to be the go to for guys on here.
Good way to start a conversation, read through my profile and find
something you find interesting and ask me about that.
I'm kind of cynical, or overly realistic if you will. I can't stand
when people blow smoke up my ass. Be real, this overly fake happy
doesn't work on me. Maybe it's because I spend so much time dealing
with insincere idiots.
I'm a pain in the ass. Worth it though, if you can understand me. I
don't try to hide it. I'm not normal and I don't want to be. A Leo
to the T, I apologize now for my occasional selfishness. I'll
always be honest, sometimes too honest. You know the saying "Don't
ask a question you don't want to know the answer too?" I'm not
afraid to give you that answer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My main focus is my burlesque troupe I perform with. Followed
closely by my acting, currently working towards joining SAG.
Performing is my love and my passion. I live for the stage, and I
leave my soul on it every time we meet. Besides that I do some part
time modeling, among other random things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being aggressive. Sometimes I come off a bit intimidating, I
promise it's not intentional.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tiny size, usually followed by my muscle definition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read as much as I would like to, but I'm working on Tina
Feys book as well as a book about Jacqueline Kennedy.
I like a wide variety of movies; comedy, drama, thriller... I do
NOT like scary movies. Just not my thing. I love Tarantino. Love
him. My dream is to be in one of his movies. Until then I'll
continue with the burlesque interpretation of Mia Wallace.
For TV recently my addictions have been Grey's Anatomy, Sons of
Anarchy, and The Voice.
When it comes to music, I'm easy to please. I enjoy a wide variety
Food is a special story with me. I am strictly Gluten-Free after
being diagnosed with Gluten Sensitivity this a couple years ago. So
no, I'm not gluten free by choice, I do it so I don't get sick.
It's annoying and difficult but I deal with it. So do me a favor
and try not to eat delicious gluten filled things in front of me
too much, it's a little depressing. I miss good pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How if Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel-Timberlake ever need a
playtoy, they should really call me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working or at a burlesque show probably chilling at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dance with a burlesque troupe, which means I love taking my
clothes off on stage.
You should message me if
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You know how to be appropriate until it's time to be dirty. I get
far too many creepy messages on here. Please save the dirty jokes
at least until after we meet. So I can tell the difference between
you and every other creeper online.
You know how to take me seriously and know when to make a joke.
Seriously key. I've got a sense of humor, but if you're making a
joke when I'm trying to be serous I'm just going to think you're a
You know how to start and have an interesting conversation. If all
you say is "Hey" I'm not going to bother responding. Engage.
You know how to make a girl feel special, but in a mature way. Not
a young or creepy way.
You enjoy a good 420 sesh.
I'm at a point in my life where sexual chemistry and attraction are
important. I don't feel bad about it. I look good, and work hard on
my body, I deserve someone who looks good too.
You're going to comment on more than my appearance. I appreciate
you thinking I'm pretty, but I need to know there's more than that.
You judge me based on my looks? Well than you better be just as
attractive on your end. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so
don't be mad if you think I'm hot but I'm not feeling your
Even better if you don't feel the need to mention my appearance
actually. Pictures only show so much. Also it will show me that you
read this far and understand the needed to be recognized for more
than my appearance.
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