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UnicornJerky

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a 27 year old white male. Life long (so far) Chicagoan born and raised.

Server/Bartender at a fancy schmancy Gold Coast restaurant, play in a couple of bands. Built myself a log cabin in the basement of Roscoe Village live/work space.

This feels like a job interview, sometimes I hate the Internet.

Nice to meet you?
What I’m doing with my life
Keepin on keepin on
The first things people usually notice about me
This question bugs me. Depends on the situation and other person, plus how the hell should I know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fante, kafka, vonnegut, twain, zinn, burroughs.

star wars, brazil, they live, thx 1138, annie hall, stop making sense.

lots and lots of jams. http://www.last.fm/user/dillon3456
As of late it's usually Fat History Month, Chad VanGaalen, Chance the Rapper, Mines, ovlov, guerrilla toss

my job has turned my tongue into a snob, but i can still get by with turning top ramen into top chef when i need to. dark craft beers and bourbon wet my whistle most.

respectively.
The six things I could never do without
a, e, i, o, u

sometimes y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nonsense. nod. cents.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working most weekends, seeking similar schedules. Service industry, what up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In the 4th grade my mom gave me a mini tape recorder to dictate a paper to and instead of getting any work done, I recorded myself singing 'black hole sun' acapella.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to get some food, ride some bikes, see some bands, watch some movies, go some where.

you listen to 90.9 on friday nights at midnight.

you can help me with my español.