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Unicornsrule-

36 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"We have just lost cabin pressure. " - Fight Club

I'm pretty awesome, I love to laugh, and I like to meet new people. I'm very honest, and I expect that from anyone who's in my life, family, friends, or a potential partner. I love dogs, I'm allergic to cats. I like good food with good company. I drink occasionally, I'm not opposed to hanging out at a bar, but I prefer quieter places. I'm pretty much an open book you can ask me anything and I'll tell you my truest answer. I don't really like doing math problems, but I do like puzzles. I love music and I like going to concerts. I like playing board games, especially word related ones. I also like to play video games although I am not super good at them. I have been playing Fallout 3 for awhile and also play Fallout New Vegas on an Xbox 360. I love watching movies especially horror films, with a really good story line. Anything with zombies in it is cool, zombie flicks don't need good plot lines because they have zombies in them. I love the mountains, I'm lucky to have a great view from my backyard so I see some fantastic sunsets.

I was told in a past life I was fairy, I believe it. I also think I was a fish or a mermaid previously, I love the water, being in it and around it. I'm a Capricorn and we age in reverse, so the older I get the more playful I've become. I can assure you I was a very serious child, I never ate paste, and I didn't understand why every other kid in my kindergarten class thought it was so good. If I had a giant jar of paste now and a big wooden Popsicle stick, sure I'd give it a try.

I love art in all forms, I'm an art school dropout, but I'm always looking for new ways to be challenged artistically. I have to say also that I love being in my thirties! So much better than my twenties.

Also it's not a problem for the people I date to have children already. I really like kids, however I do not want my own. So if you're hell bent on a woman that you can have little kiddos with, I am not her.
What I’m doing with my life
Volunteering and sewing. Trying to figure out where and how I fit into this crazy world. Making my mixed-media art quilts a reality, sketching in my sketchbook. Crafting with friends. Organizing my studio. Looking for meaningful relationships with other people. Trying to make my life the best it can be. Loving my two Norwegian Elkhounds.I make charity quilts, dog and kitty beds, and dolls for less fortunate children. I'm thinking of starting my own non-profit, based on the idea that every child should have a handmade stuffie and blanket. I volunteer because I have to, I've been very blessed to have shelter, family, friends, and warm food in my belly all my life. Therefore I must give back. Writing positive affirmations on the sidewalks with chalk. Cooking and enjoying food with friends. Just enjoying my life as best I can.Trying to figure out what is up with Pharrell's Arby's hat!? There's a little bit of pop culture for ya ;)
I’m really good at
Crafts, lots and lots of crafts. I'm pretty good at talking and listening too. Sewing, crochet, quilting, cooking, loving, friendships, smiling, laughing, seeing the positive in the negative.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair, it's usually very bright.

I sound like I'm about 15 years old. This is only a problem when not talking to someone face to face. Very problematic when you are trying to get your guild to take you seriously on WOW. I've aged some so now maybe my voice sounds 20?

I have a loud laugh and I'm very animated. I've been told I can be intimidating at first, I don't get it. I guess it's because I can be kinda loud, sarcastic, and have a dry humor. I laugh really loud, and I laugh A LOT! I want to say I'm not crazy person loud. HA! I just enjoy my time with people and I'm not afraid to show it :)

So if you can make it past the first hour of meeting me I soften up a bit ;) I also laugh when I'm nervous, and I'm nervous upon first meeting people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Her eyes are rubies and pearls, and she's not made like those
other girls, her lashes flap and they smack men back " -The Black
Keys

currently working on "Love in the Ruins" by Walker Percy.

Books- The Alchemist, Neverwhere, American Gods, Coraline, The
Virgin Suicides, Invisible Monsters, The Strain, The Stranger. I
really like Jim Carroll's poetry, as well and Jack Kerouac, and
Pablo Neruda.
Movies- anything that has zombies in it, Ever After, Office Space,
So I married an Ax Murderer (I <3 Mike Myers), Love actually,
Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, The Changling
(not that stupid one with Angelina Jolie), Finding Nemo, Despicable
Me, Up, The Last Unicorn (scared the crap out of me as a child),
The Dark Crystal, Pan's Labyrinth, Devil's Backbone, Amelie, Being There, Up In The Air, City
of Lost Children, Burn After Reading, Fight Club, A Simple Plan,
Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Four Rooms, Desperado, The Mexican, O'
Brother Were Art Thou?, The Fifth Element, Sin City, Zero Effect, Her,
Blade Runner, Inglorious Bastards, anything the Coen brothers have a hand in, and Robert
Rodriguez as well. there are more, but I've given you a good
idea

I really dig documentaries. Recently I've see "Dahmma Brothers " I found it very interesting .

Music- SO so much I like, some of my favorite bands are Radiohead,
Wilco, The Black Keys, Interpol, Imogen Heap, Electric Six, Mumford
and sons, Placebo, At-the-drive-in, Sparta, Weezer, Anything Jack
White does, Otis Redding, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Foo
Fighters, Tegan and Sara, Cat Power, E.L.O., The Flaming lips,
Electric Six, Supersuckers, Death Cab For Cutie, Bjork, Modest
Mouse, Murder by Death, Doomtree. When I listen to a song first the actually
sound of the music has to pull me in, but after that I am very
interested in the lyrics. Lyrics to songs mean a lot to me and are
a constant resource for my artistic expression.

TV- The Walking Dead, Black Books, IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, Frisky Dingo, The Prisoner, Archer, Gavin and Stacey, The Newsroom, SNL, Akta Manniskor ( Real Humans ), Fringe.

Food- I'll try most anything once, I'm enjoying red meat again after a long hiatus, I love bacon, anything with pumpkin or any other kind of squash. I love breakfast anytime of the day!
The six things I could never do without
1. My dogs
2. Radiohead- The Bends CD
3. glue sticks
4. something nice to write with
5. a sense of wonder
6. My sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can contribute positively to my community. Is my garden getting the right amount of water to flourish. Dinosaurs. Feeling bad for Pluto. How amazing the Lunar eclipse was. Quilting and when I'm going to get all my quilt projects done. How my dogs have made me a better more compassionate human being. Zombies, vampires, robots, mermaids, UNOICORNS, glitter, shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings.Baking the ultimate gluten free cupcake. The whole Triceratops debacle. How I spend too much time thinking about thinking. Wondering if there's someone out there that compliments me, and my quirky ways. Why are the majority of the questions on here so stupid, and why do I keep answering them? Also I don't believe anyone can complete another person. You have to be complete already, in order to give the best of yourself, in any relationship, friends, romantic partners, strangers you meet on the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, making something or laying on the couch with my two dogs, reading, watching movies, making new dinner selections with my vegan friend. Watching Tim Minchin's "If I didn't have you" video over and over again, thinking about how preposterous the idea of fate is, but still waiting for the perfect lad to sweep me off my feet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I played World of Warcraft pretty hard-core for about 3 years. I was a lead officer in my guild O.o! Also I love Shakira.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you found anything I said remotely interesting. Go ahead you can do it!
You want to hang out and enjoy talking and watching movies, you think you can handle a precocious goofball that's full of energy.
Like to play board games. Want to talk about the zombie apocalypse, it's closer than you think ;). Like dinosaurs, dogs, art, film, music, mad libs, cupcakes, exploring the world around you.
You like to just sit and be in the present moment, and you know that feels good.