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UnicornzRule

34 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is benjamin.
I am a really big nerd.
I read books about electricity at the county library and invent things in my free time. I am just as nerdy about the art and music that I like. I tend to make jokes at the wrong time.
Professionally, I am an opportunistic problem solver. That is what you call it when you you majored in english, failed to get into the MFA writing program at old miss and moved to southern cali on someone else's prayer.
I can fix the annoying noise your laptop makes, cook a meal that will feed 100 hungry ruffians, survive an evening in distinguished company or a month in the woods with nothing but myself and a towel.
I miss the snow, but like riding my bike to work everyday.
I believe in unicorns, my friends and today.

Also, and this is serious, I realized today that computers literally run off of fairy magic. I am probably going to be taking mine apart soon, because I have a growing concern that circuit board capacitors are actually cages in which pixies and pucks are stored and drained of all of our childhood dreams.
UPDATE: Taking my computer apart was a mistake. It turns out the capacitors are just tinfoil sheets rolled up really tight around little paper messages that are not supposed to be read by the aliens. Well when you separate them from the tin foil, BAM! the aliens can read them and then the pixy-power can be stolen if we do not steal it first.
It sounds like we have a mission...
What I’m doing with my life
I just retired from my position as mad scientist and will be living out of a car, eating food out of a can, and attempting to write a book before I die a tragic or comedic death. I am also moving (back) to missouri June 13th, so I will not take it personally if you look at this profile and never send me detailed instructions about buying shoes, telling better jokes, or stuff to make and or send in the mail.
I’m really good at
really good?
Lets go with really enjoy:
Dessert warfare (if only it were the only kind). Electrical wiring. Story time. Building pillow forts. Drawing feet. Meeting incredible people. Speaking my mind and valuing the minds of others. DIY shit. DIT shit. Letting life and chance dictate my music, fashion, books and decorative sensibilities. Walking great distances. Wilderness survival. Putting my heart in the right place at the wrong time. Consuming and regurgitating artistic endeavors. FUN! Handling a crisis. Working and playing with words.
The first things people usually notice about me
Am I wearing a shirt?
Yes?
My sweet dance moves and the fact that I don't believe in the city of boston.
No?
I'm sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Best book:
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein. Although Les Miserables rocked me like a hurricane. Also, Midnight's Children changed my life. When it comes to books, I'm pretty "into" the classics. I know things about middle earth that can only lead to embarrassment.

My favorite movie is the goonies. Because down here is our time. But I can get into almost any movie that doesn't make me feel like it is glorifying sexism, racism or violence against oppressed peoples. I cry a lot while watching movies about parents/adults making sacrifices for children or for suckers in love. Especially billy eliot and harold and maude. I laugh a lot at boner jokes on the TV, but feel bad afterwards.

My favorite music is anything with hurt dirt or soul. I can be snobby about the music that I love, but I can enjoy listening to anything as long as somebody present really cares about it.
Best song: Rebel girl as an all time life philosophy. But I can't stop listening to Beethoven's 5th and think "How the fuck did this happen?" right now I am kind of into neil young, sleater kinney, and cyndi lauper. But I am a hardcore punk at heart.

I like food very much.
I drool over Tamales.
Veggies are the wedge I jamb! But I will go where eagles dare, and will accept all cooking challenges with reckless abandon.
The six things I could never do without
There is only one way to find out. And I did.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there is a better way to interact with this world and everything in it than I typically do. Also I think a lot about how to prevent sexual and domestic violence in the world around me and changing the relationship that men, myself included, have with love and power and violence. I also think a lot about math and statistical analysis, colors, and rock and roll. Also, I really like unicorns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Two words:
Tam-bourine
scratch that, I probably meant to say
Damn boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am brutally midwest and out-of-place in California. I am pretty much a tourist in my everyday life. It is embarrassing, but it keeps me from getting complacent and ready for anything.
also I do not think that the ability to hurt others is very impressive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to ask me a question and be asked one in return.
You want someone to make you things and send them to you in the mail.
you can tell me a funny joke. Mine are all terrible.
You are or want to be a member of a secret new moon light writer's guild.