I am a really big nerd.
I read books about electricity at the county library and invent things in my free time. I am just as nerdy about the art and music that I like. I tend to make jokes at the wrong time.
Professionally, I am an opportunistic problem solver. That is what you call it when you you majored in english, failed to get into the MFA writing program at old miss and moved to southern cali on someone else's prayer.
I can fix the annoying noise your laptop makes, cook a meal that will feed 100 hungry ruffians, survive an evening in distinguished company or a month in the woods with nothing but myself and a towel.
I miss the snow, but like riding my bike to work everyday.
I believe in unicorns, my friends and today.
Also, and this is serious, I realized today that computers literally run off of fairy magic. I am probably going to be taking mine apart soon, because I have a growing concern that circuit board capacitors are actually cages in which pixies and pucks are stored and drained of all of our childhood dreams.