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UnicrnsNGlitter

31 Pensacola, FL Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have an amazing manfriend. I don't plan on changing that. Don't try. If you wanna chill or try talking to me like a normal human being, give it a try... that being said, I am pretty fantastic if I do say so myself. I absolutely adore reading. A man who reads for pleasure is amazing and the manliest of men. I enjoy going out for an adult beverage or three. I love beards. L-O-V-E. Year round. (PSA: Goatees are NOT beards, shiiiiiiit) Dinosaurs are pretty rad. Music and movies are fantastic. I have nothing but respect and admiration for people who have found a way to express themselves creatively. I like to make things: costumes, cards, cookies. I wish I were able to play an instrument. I don't have any tattoos but I do love beautiful, well done pieces of work on others. I enjoy rummaging through thrift stores. I don't own a television, but I do watch my stories on the computer. I feel like a walking cliché. I think this paragraph has been disjointed and has gone on long enough. Also, kickball is the game of champions and good coffee makes my motor run. And robots!!!! I can't believe I forgot robots.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard letting other fatties know you can be both a fat ass and fabulous! Story of my life, yo.
Trying to catch up on my OKCreeper correspondence... my bad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Make up. Board games. Laughing. Being incredibly awkward. Loving. Making messes (both physically and socially). Whining at the gym.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rad new hair. My sweet eye make up. My glasses. My sharp wit... after, of course, noticing I'm not a small girl. At all. Anywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I couldn't possibly list all the things I love to read, watch, listen to, and eat. I've seen some incredibly long and in depth lists on here and I applaud their commitment to the cause. Perhaps one day I will be feeling all listy and what have you and make a go of it.

Instead I shall list what is being done in each category right THIS moment:
Book I am reading: Postmortal
Movie I am watching: It's A Wonderful Life (tis the season)
Show I am watching: AHS: Coven (bootlegging that shit)
Music I am listening to: Fitz and the Tantrums
Food I am eating: Rum and eggnog
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technically, I could do without the following (I would just rather not):
Books
My poor little car
My dog, Falcor
The internet
Music
Coffee/Booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting over somewhere new.
Why I am exceptionally poor at responding to proper messages I receive.
Things I would like to make.
Why there are some people who repeatedly creep on my boring and lackluster dating profile... on the daily almost >.>
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with rad friends. Dranks! Music! Games! Fun! You're more than likely welcome to join us if you don't suck at life...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am such an OKCreeper when it comes to sweet facial hair, glasses, plaid shirts, nose rings, aviator sunglasses, or musical instruments... if you have any if those in your photo I'm totally going to meatgaze, regardless of distance.

I also really, really like the way my teeth feel after an intense flossing and brushing session... all smooth and shit.
You should message me if
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You have a glorious beard. You like board games. You have an awesome sense of humor. You can compose a proper message. You're a bit of a beer snob. You know interesting facts about useless things. You want to make me a mix tape, or you want me to make you a card. You own a plaid shirt. You want to be all judgy about my taste in books/movies/music...
I'd really rather prefer going on a proper date with a rad dude.

"Hey" really isn't acceptable... you're not actually expecting a response, are you? Also, for fuck's sake, spell out your goddamned words!