I can make your magical dreams come true
Because I am a professional magician. YES, magician, you know, make the coin disappear, find your card, I stopped cutting the lady in half after that last incident.
Hi, and thanks for stopping by. Stay a while, read a bit. I am a goofball at times, I refuse to grow up, but can be serious when I need to. I still play Dungeons & Dragons with the guys on Friday nights, I love killing zombies in video games, and am a huge sci-fi fan. I go to the renaissance faire almost every year usually dressed in character. I can have fun anywhere, anytime, and always try to put a smile on peoples faces either with my goofy accents, my weird behavior, or my multitude of jokes. I am passionate, loyal, spontaneous, and a true man’s man. Right now I am raising my 16 year old daughter (ahhh these darn teenagers and their drama, can drive you nuts), working 2 part time jobs to make ends meet, and trying to find a lady who will compliment my lifestyle. OH yeah, you need to fit into the sexy magician’s assistant outfit which means you need to be petite to average, have nice legs and butt, not taller in heels than I am (you in the heels, not me), not overly busty, height weight proportioned, and know how to apply your make-up in a moving vehicle. If you like what you have read, proceed to the message box, put in some words and questions, and then push the send button, it’s that simple. Hugs, Joe.