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UniqueMagic

53 M Berwyn, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 43–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
FIRST-live within 20 miles as driving in traffic is not a good hobby.

I can make your magical dreams come true
Because I am a professional magician. YES, magician, you know, make the coin disappear, find your card, I stopped cutting the lady in half after that last incident.
Hi, and thanks for stopping by. Stay a while, read a bit. I am a goofball at times, I refuse to grow up, but can be serious when I need to. I still play Dungeons & Dragons with the guys on Friday nights, I love killing zombies in video games, and am a huge sci-fi fan. I go to the renaissance faire almost every year usually dressed in character. I can have fun anywhere, anytime, and always try to put a smile on peoples faces either with my goofy accents, my weird behavior, or my multitude of jokes. I am passionate, loyal, spontaneous, and a true man’s man. Right now I am raising my 16 year old daughter (ahhh these darn teenagers and their drama, can drive you nuts), working 2 part time jobs to make ends meet, and trying to find a lady who will compliment my lifestyle. OH yeah, you need to fit into the sexy magician’s assistant outfit which means you need to be petite to average, have nice legs and butt, not taller in heels than I am (you in the heels, not me), not overly busty, height weight proportioned, and know how to apply your make-up in a moving vehicle. If you like what you have read, proceed to the message box, put in some words and questions, and then push the send button, it’s that simple. Hugs, Joe.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working 2 part time jobs, raising my daughter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things (handyman), creating things, learning or trying new things, making people laugh, magic (yes, I am a magician)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, then my goofy personallity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not much of a reader of novels, will read how to's and self improvement. I have very wide taste in movies from the classics of Rocky, to Lorax. Anything medieval, I am there. I love to different foods, don't have a taste for something special often, but when I do, it is usually Slovic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
LOVE (THAT MATE TO ENJOY IT WITH), MY KIDS, MY HOBBYS (MAGIC, WOODWORKING, ETC), TRANSPORTATION, FRIENDS, FINANCES
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life- it's complexities, the future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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wouldn't you like to know, maybe later
You should message me if
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If you want to, if you want to take that chance of finding that right guy. I am one of the good ones, you can judge for yourself.