I have a line on moving to where I want to be!! Yippee!!

I'll let you know when I land!

I Miss you guys - and I'm still with the one I love whom I met here at OK Cupid!

IT WORKS!!

Really sticks in my craw.

Seriously

You are the Magician

It's the cloak of invisibility that does the trick. Srsly.

A deep dark secret ....

The older I get, the less I like the beach. By this time next year, I'll be hating it.

Okay - I lied. I already hate it. The crowds, the salt, and most of all - the sand. It gets all over you and it's hard to wash off. Beaches might actually be okay without sand.

#1 son wants to go to the beach for his birthday. So here I am - holiday weekend - and going to the beach. :/

I hate sand.

And I never noticed til yesterday - all our birthdays are on holidays. Why, God? Why?

Mr. Unique - Memorial Day

Unique son - 4th of July

Ms. Unique - Christmas

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

Is this thing on ....?

Read the profile. It says: SEEING SOMEONE.

That means - no matter how nice you are, how sweet you are, how charming you are, how much money you make, what kind of vehicle you drive ...

I am not - NOT - not going out with you.

Not today, not tomorrow, not next week - most likely - not ever, ever.

/EOM/

http://tinyurl.com/2862pve

Don't stand too close.

DNA paternity/pregnancy test ...

Um ... no, thankx.

I mean ... don't you KNOW who your baby daddy is?

ish.

Nothing important ... just a random comment about an ad I saw when I logged in. Sorry - that's just farkin' creepy.

Mr. Social + Ms. Hermit = Balance

Mr. Music + Ms. Silence = Balance

Mr. Exuberant + Ms. Reserved = Balance

Mr. Heyoka + Ms. Heyoka = Heyoka, heyoka, hey!

What does this mean? Well, when it comes to Match percentages, it pays to pay attention to what matters most to you. I needed someone social because I would be a hermit. I knew - and I do mean I *knew* I did not want someone "just like me" - I'm not all that exciting.

Kinda like that 2 halves making one whole thing, yannow?

My life really isn't all that exciting. Go to work, come home, do it again the next day. Hang around on the weekend - wishing my house would clean itself. (It doesn't) Praying for a lightning strike every summer (no joy so far)

Oh well - You knew it was like that, didn't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MGakrlCNMw