Also, you're probably a little snarky. Maybe you're more than a little snarky.
I'd usually rather watch a movie at home with a thematically appropriate cocktail rather than go to the theatre. According to Netflix, I like movies that are "gritty, foreign, and/or starring Billy Bob Thorton." But I promise that I'm much easier-going than that might suggest.
I am especially interested if you own a tandem bicycle.
You live reasonably close to Boulder.