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30 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:59pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey hey! My name's Union, I'm the result of two hippies naming their child while not entirely of sound mind. I believe that life should be fun, and I'm really bad at taking it seriously. I have a passion for trying new things, new hobbies, and self-improvement... and spaghetti. I spent a lot of my life, too much of it, as an introvert, and am lately trying to develop my other aspects. I'm pretty emotionally stable, and try to always see the good in people, often I'm successful :) I'm on good terms with my exes, and don't really make enemies... unless you spoil the end of a series for me, then you best be runnin'
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to grow as a person in every direction possible. I'm currently working in software, but dream of one day being a high school math teacher after I make enough to subsidize a teaching career :) I'd also like to someday move to San Diego or anywhere else sunnier than here!
I’m really good at
Trying new things. I love trying new activities, but am terrible at keeping up with them. Since I moved here I've done jiu-jitsu, gymnastics, improv, and parkour. Groupon/LivingSocial have changed my life, I owe them drum, flying, yoga, trapeze, paddleboarding, and dancing lessons... so far. I have a lot of hobbies, it would be great if you have some cool ones you could share with me...

I'm also pretty comfortable saying that I'm the best tetris player you'll ever meet
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile is a little lopsided, and I can come off as a little shy until we break the ice :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: The Princess Bride (childhood classic)
Book: The Brothers K, Ender's Game, Youth in Revolt
Show: Changes with the times, but for longevity: Seinfeld, currently: Enlightened, Breaking Bad, and Orange is the New Black
Music: Again, changes all the time, but some long-time favorites are Sigur Ros, Radiohead, U2, Muse, The Shins, Death Cab, The Decemberists, Arcade Fire, and The Black Keys. Today I'm loving Daft Punk, The Weeknd, and LCD Soundsystem.
Food: Pasta and Mexican food, and pretty much anything with generous amounts of cheese and carbs
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, going to an improv show, playing board games, karaoke-ing (don't think this is a word), working, or just unwinding at home with a book or movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I signed up for a pole dancing class, and after paying for it, realized it was women-only. My dreams of doing this died that day :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're smart, fun and funny, cool, nice, attractive and are looking for at least one of those in a guy :)

Bonus points if you live near Capitol Hill and have a cat