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36 M Portage, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:50am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've come to the conclusion that you have a responsibility to provide enough information in your profile for others to formulate an interesting question or comment. That's what I've attempted to do here and if you want more interesting introductions, improving your profile may be a good place to start.

Who I'm looking for
I'm looking for an intelligent, motivated, active and generally healthy (skinny/athletic/average build, good hygiene, takes pride in her health and appearance). I'm not ashamed to admit that I have high standards and I'm not going to settle for anything less than what I'm looking for.
I'd prefer a woman that has a career (not just a job) or at least is actively pursuing one.

Random Facts and Opinions
Although I work in IT, I'm not a gamer or a nerd. I don't want to talk about the philosophy of Star Wars, Star Trek, or any other nerd-cult/stereotype.

If you're the kind of woman that appreciates the "Too soon?"-type of jokes, you may be right for me. Very little is taboo when it comes to my sense of humor.

Although my sense of humor maybe inappropriate, my manners are not. My parents taught me respect and chivalry.

Discrimination is ignorance. Jokes about discrimination are hilarious.

As you may have noticed, I look rather young for my age. It's ok to be jealous.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an IT professional in the healthcare industry. I like what I do and care a lot about my career. It would be best if you did, too.

Learning from my mistakes in hopes of not repeating them. I sometimes do, however.
I’m really good at
*Identifying celebrity voices in commercials
*Volleyball & wallyball
*Dodgeball & kickball
*Home improvement projects
*Making jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
My stunning physical appearance, obviously. It's apparently so powerful that it causes women short-term amnesia, impacting their ability to recall ever having seen me. Effectively, it's like they don't noticed me at all. I assume that this is some sort of built in defense mechanism of the female psyche.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Fight Club, Tombstone, The Devil's Rejects, The Big Lebowski, Inception, Snatch, Se7en, The Shawshank Redemption, Lawless

Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Orange Is The New Black, The Americans, The Walking Dead, Derek,Family Guy and Vikings are among my favorite television shows. Settle down, Game of Thrones is on my list to watch.

I love music but I don't listen to country or most top 40. I prefer non-mainstream music for the most part.

I pretty much like all food. I'll try almost anything. I ate horse while I was in Germany. It was delicious. I had traditional Scottish haggis (the kind that is banned in the USA) while visiting Loch Ness (it was ok, no need to try it again). I don't like canned spinach, but love most veggies.
The six things I could never do without
Music (sans 99% of all country music)
Affection (I like to love and be loved)
Technology (I have an insatiable appetite for data and connectivity)
Dark Chocolate (ok, I could live without it, but why?)
At least one long-term goal (I'm one motivated mo-fo)
Coffee (dark, black, no sugar)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to continuously improve my quality of life. Step 1: find someone to share it with.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually out with my usual circle of friends socializing. If you're lucky, you can eventually become part of this elite group.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a man-crush on Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum. I want to hate Channing, but I just can't.

To avoid any potential confusion, 'Man Crush', as defined by Urban Dictionary: When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.
I would add to that definition "and having a sincere appreciation for his appearance, personality and talent".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You've actually read at least some of my profile and have a question or comment to start a conversation. Prove it to me by citing something.

You shouldn't message me if
-You don't meet the criteria I've defined above in the "My Self-summary" section. Seriously, save us both the awkwardness.

-You cannot or will not attempt to use proper spelling, grammar, and syntax. The key word is "attempt". Typos and mistakes happen (I make them, too) and typically it is obvious if the root cause is ignorance/laziness.

-You do not have pictures (plural) in your profile.