- I can be rather sarcastic, making it difficult to tell when I'm being serious. I realize that this translates poorly in text so I'll do my best to be obvious.
- Within the last two years I was carded at Best Buy while buying an R-rated movie. Really.
- I have tattoos, one of which was a poor decision.
- I think that tattoo sleeves would be a good decision.
- I despise evangelism, including those that share my (lack of) beliefs.
- Favorite quote: "Experience is something you don't have until just after you need it." (Steven Wright).
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36 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 11:49am
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
*In my free time I like improving my home. I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but occasionally will pay the professionals.
*Learning from my mistakes in hopes of not repeating them. I sometimes do, however.
*Hoping to find someone special that will help me do even more with my life.
*Racquet sports: Tennis, racquetball, pickleball
*Volleyball & wallyball
*Home improvement projects
*Over-thinking things (it can be a good thing, right?)
*Being creative (thinking outside the box, as they say)
*Identifying celebrity voices in commercials
I love Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Fight Club, Tombstone, The Devil's Rejects, The Big Lebowski, Inception, Snatch, Se7en, The Shawshank Redemption, Lawless
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Orange Is The New Black, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show are among my favorite television shows. I prefer watching the learning channels and particularly enjoy Through the Worm Hole and The Universe. Sadly, I've been enjoying MTV's Guy Code and Guy Court. Ugh.
I love music but I don't listen to country or most top 40. I prefer non-mainstream music for the most part. Examples: Django Django, Daft Punk, Cut Copy, The Black Keys, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Girl Talk, Foster the People, Crystal Castles, Chromeo, Caribou, Broken Bells, The Dead Weather, Damon Albarn, Gorillaz, The Good, The Bad & The Queen, Ghostland Observatory, The Kills, Man Man, Miike Snow, Miami Horror, Rage Against the Machine, One Day as a Lion, Passion Pit, The Phenominal Handclap Band, Raconteurs, Them Crooked Vultures, Vampire Weekend, The XX, Miami Horror, MGMT, Franz Ferdinand, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros. I'm tired. If you've read through all of those, you have too much time on your hands.
I pretty much like all food. I ate horse while I was in Germany. It was delicious. I don't like canned spinach, but love most veggies.
Affection (I like to love and be loved)
Technology (I have an insatiable appetite for data and connectivity)
Dark Chocolate (ok, I could live without it, but why?)
At least one long-term goal (I'm one motivated mo-fo)
Coffee (dark, black, no sugar)
What I can't figure out is how to be unique; the only way to see other guys' profiles is to change my sexual preference and look, but then I might send the wrong message and have to break their little hearts. And what if they didn't like me? I just don't think that I could take that kind of rejection.
Update: Mark Wahlberg used to be on the list, but I watched an interview where he seemed overly religious.
'Man Crush', as defined by Urban Dictionary: When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.
I would add to that definition "and having a sincere appreciation for his appearance and personality".
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
*You are intelligent and take pride in your health and appearance
*You'd just like to say hello
*You have a positive comment and/or constructive criticism of anything that I've said.
Who I'm looking for...
I'm looking for the woman that I find myself thinking about randomly throughout the day. The woman that thinks about me randomly throughout the day. The woman that has enough in common with me that we agree most of the time, but that has enough differences that we can challenge each other in discussion. The woman that wants to have a discussion instead of an argument. The woman that will accept my shortcomings and help me to improve upon them. The woman that will appreciate my sometimes inappropriate sense of humor. She's out there. Is it you?
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