Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Easy going" is a word I see a lot here. Is that what you're
supposed to be? I mean, I'm easy to deal with (some may disagree,
but obviously they shouldn't be trusted. They clearly have no idea
what they're talking about. Come to think of it, THEY must be the
But ok, I'm a pessimist. No point in denying that. That doesn't
mean I sit around and brood all day. I just hope for the best and
expect the worst. Seems sensible to me.
I have few friends, but they're all the best kind. Haven't really
gone out of my way to find more, since I'm pretty content with the
ones I have. Not that I mind making new acquaintances, I'm just a
bit picky when it comes to who I choose to hang with.
I have two kids from a previous relationship, who stay with me a
few days a week. When they're with me I do the whole parent thing.
When they're not, I enjoy being quite not so grown up (atleast by
the standards I used to describe grown ups when I was younger...I
think a better word for me today is "boring").
(...that was probably phrased incredibly bad. I'm not saying I'm
boring. If you think you're boring yourself you're doing something
very wrong in life).
(...so, to be perfectly clear, I consider myself quite non-boring,
and can find myself laughing at how much fun I am, when I'm
(...that also came out wrong. I am in no way crazy, and have never
been in any form of insane asylum or other kind of treatment
facility for the mentally challanged).
Also, I try to excercise regularly. The only sport I've found
interesting is martial arts. Which is of course a common word for
several types of sports. So far I've done wrestling, karate and
thai-boxing. That's not to say I'm afraid to put on a pair of
skates or skis (as long as I'm not expected to go down from a high
hill. Cause that stuff freaks me out).
Wouldn't mind some ping pong or badminton once in a while
....is this enough for a self-summary? Am I summed up yet? Most
likely not, but I assume whoever is reading this is running out of
eyesight by now, so I'd better stop.
I should also mention, as seen in my picture, that I seem to have
misplaced most of my hair. So if you're looking for someone who
knows where their hair is, I'm not for you. Because I just can't
keep track of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best to live it. I don't have any large scale goals I'm
trying to achieve, except be healthy, make a living, and just enjoy
not being dead until the day I can't help it anymore.
When I was younger I had dreams of becoming a pop star. You know,
the old fashioned way, which did not involve embarrassing yourself
on TV. I still dabble from time to time, but I'm no longer foolish
enough to hope anything will ever come out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing humour in absurd situations (such as impending doom and
Making people laugh. If they think I'm funny. Which, when I think
of it, wouldn't require much if they already think I'm funny. But
I'll stick with it anyway.
Cooking. Or so I've been told recently. Not that I see how
following a recipe would qualify, but appearently it does (or I've
been horribly mislead by people who just don't know better).
Constructing sentences with words in not one, but two languages.
With synonyms, so it sometimes actually is interesting to read.
"You should write a book" has been said more than once.
To me, that is (and many others too throughout history, no doubt,
but this profile is about none of them, and all of me).
And I would, if it wouldn't require some amount of research.
I'm also very good at being lazy, so...no book.
Once upon a time I was good at drawing. I don't know if that sort
of thing disappears, but I haven't done it in years (atleast not
the way I'm speaking of when I claim to have been good at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I usually don't ask people what the first thing they noticed about
me was. People I've known for years won't remember. People I just
met would think I'm weird (which I am, but they don't need to
...of course, as I type this, I realize that people who call
themselves weird are usually quite normal, and also a bit boring.
So scratch that. I'm normal!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV-shows: South Park. The walking dead. Fringe. X-Files.
Books: Stephen King. Douglas Adams. Isaac Asimov. Not that I read
all that much anymore. I'm good at it though. Consider it a part of
the list of things I'm good at. But I won't put it there now
(because I'm also good at being lazy, see?).
Movies: Any genre works for me, though I definately prefer movies
that contain creatures with pointy teeth or people with laser
Music: Pop. Rock. Other genres as well, I guess, but Opera and any
music that refuses to stay on the same note for more than half a
second (like jazz on speed) is out.
Funny people/groups: Jon Lajoie, Monty Python, Kids down the hall,
The lonely island, Ricky Gervais. Oh, and South Park, of course.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things? As in items? Most of the electrically driven toys in my
possession, I guess. And my hands. Life would be SO dull without
hands. Or so I assume. I haven't really tried it, to be
Other than that laughing, excercise and intimacy would probably be
on that list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would handle myself with that cool superpower I will never
ever have. Or who I would rescue first in the coming zombie
apocalypse. Or why my money for some reason always disappears, even
though I make enough of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually staying at home, with or without kids. I sometimes "go
out", depending on what company is available. Movies and video
games can definately be a part of it. Wouldn't mind board games
with the right company either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I...don't really understand the question. Once admitted in a public
forum, it doesn't really feel all that private anymore, does it?
You should message me if
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If you completely crack up when watching South Park. If that pile
of clothes in the bedroom can just as well stay a pile an extra
day. If you think muscly legs are SOOO hot. If you think Bryan
Singers X-Men movies was SOOO much better than that crap Brett
Ratner spewed out.
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