Let me tell you a story.
A few years ago I'm off camping, wandering on an island somewhere.
The guy ahead of me yelps and jumps off a smallish cliff into the water.
I'm confused, then suddenly, bees. It pretty much went down like this: i.imgur.com/hnGNH.gif
I yell the rest of my friends to get back, and I plunge off the cliff.
I end up covered in stings. I hobble back to camp.
Pretty much the best part of the trip. Couldn't stop laughing.
Moral of the story: Shit happens. Life happens. It usually makes for awesome stories.
Bonus moral: Bees are bros but sometimes they party too hard.
Music: The Glitch Mob, The Offspring, Wolfgang Gartner, Rise Against, Puscifer, Florence + the Machine, Gorillaz, Lindsey Stirling
Movies:LoTR, Hot Fuzz, Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Primer, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, District 9
Shows:Arrested Development, Archer, Community, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Futurama, Firefly, Colbert Report, Misfits, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Games: TF2, Wind Waker, Braid, Journey, Fez
Comics: Watchmen, xkcd, Penny Arcade, homestuck,Calvin and Hobbes, Scott Pilgrim
Words: Marginal, adept, deviant
Do I want to go out anyway? If so, I've picked a random bar/club/place I've never been before, and I'm enjoying the people, beer, atmosphere. If not...
Am I feeling particularly motivated? If so, I'm working on some personal project. If not...
Do I have a good book? If so, I'm curled up with a book and a blanket. If not...
Well at this point I'm probably just surfing the web.
you can laugh at yourself
you like to smile
you have a dream
you want to do everything (and know everything)
you're a wizard
you're a wanderer
none of the above are true, but fuck it