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UnrealHeir

24 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 2, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take things very seriously.

Let me tell you a story.

A few years ago I'm off camping, wandering on an island somewhere.
The guy ahead of me yelps and jumps off a smallish cliff into the water.
I'm confused, then suddenly, bees. It pretty much went down like this: i.imgur.com/hnGNH.gif
I yell the rest of my friends to get back, and I plunge off the cliff.
I end up covered in stings. I hobble back to camp.
Pretty much the best part of the trip. Couldn't stop laughing.

Moral of the story: Shit happens. Life happens. It usually makes for awesome stories.

Bonus moral: Bees are bros but sometimes they party too hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm into wandering, reading, playing, running, coding, sleeping, music, logic, science.

I like making things. I make games. I make shitty doodles. I make arts-n-crafts.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mildly self-deprecating humor with a touch of the meta. Or at least, I'd like to believe so.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm pretty much the most humble person they've ever met.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor. A close friend. A goal. Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the most of my time, and to try awesome things. So future me doesn't come back to punch me in the face for wasting my life. Because, you know, time machines and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Are my friends going out? If so, I'm out with them, probably at a bar with something interesting going on. If not...

Do I want to go out anyway? If so, I've picked a random bar/club/place I've never been before, and I'm enjoying the people, beer, atmosphere. If not...

Am I feeling particularly motivated? If so, I'm working on some personal project. If not...

Do I have a good book? If so, I'm curled up with a book and a blanket. If not...

Well at this point I'm probably just surfing the web.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really love black socks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
one of the following statements is true:

you can laugh at yourself
you like to smile
you have a dream
you want to do everything (and know everything)
you're a wizard
you're a wanderer
none of the above are true, but fuck it