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45 • Austin, TX • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–52
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 4:05pm
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Science / Engineering
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), French (Okay)
I'm energetic, inquisitive, and when I find something to be really funny my laugh starts off as a tea kettle whistle/wheeze for a few seconds before it finds a gear and gets going.
I've yet to meet a dog whose nose I haven't eventually booped.
I'm lucky enough to be in a position where I'm enjoying my current direction in life; figured I'd see if someone was interested in coming along with me for a little while.
Traveling, writing, sipping wine.
Exercising regularly, eating right, and testing frozen surfaces with my tongue.
Sautéing onions, garlic, and carrots in bacon fat, then dousing the whole thing in white wine and standing over the skillet to inhale the steam.
Effortlessly steering a conversation off on a wild tangent without you being aware it's happening until it's too late to do anything except hang on and enjoy the ride, baby.
Fetching items from low branches for the diminutive. Fruit, and such. Maybe a kitten.
Lawrence of Arabia, Jules et Jim, Harold and Maude, The Big Sleep, Princess Bride, WALL-E, The Awful Truth, and the Lego Movie has worn awfully well so far. Also, if for the next Spider-Man movie they had Spidey repeatedly saying the phrase "My spider-sense, she tingles!" in a heavy accent, I would be in the theater on opening day.
Community, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Venture Bros, Mad Men, Deadwood, Futurama, Archer, Breaking Bad.
Pixies, Django, Janis, Basie, Black Keys, White, Waits, Watson, Lead Belly, Belle and Sebastian, Chuck Berry, Die Amsterdam Klezmer Band, OCMS, Lucinda Williams, Velvet Underground. Also, if Neil Young dropped an album that featured nothing but him strumming a guitar and repeatedly singing the phrase "My spider-sense, she tingles!" in a heavy accent, I would be all over that, stunned but happy. Neil, if you read these things, take note.
All of the food. All of the food!
Beets! If I'm honest they're what I was thinking about when I wrote this (and the previous) sentence, and hold no special place in my brain. They're pretty awesome, though, so I'm considering thinking about them more often. If that happens I'll come back and remove this bit and all you'll read is "Beets!" and then nothng else.
Still thinking about monkeys, too. Ooh, monkeys enslaved by super-intelligent beets would be fun to think about! I believe I shall do so.
As you might imagine, this makes most salad encounters a tad darker than they used to be.
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