So. I think my picture must be scaring people away or something. I'm a giant teddy bear. I'm old fashioned, not to the point I am a prude or anything. But I believe in paying for meals. Being respectful. I don't usually fire my mouth off till I am really comfortable, but then all I do is crack jokes. I have no idea. I think I just might break down and get some new pictures. My face on Brad Pitt's body. I wish I weren't bad at taking pictures. I never think any of them are good enough. And being a chubby guy isn't easy. Oh well. Decisions decisions.