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32 M Leesburg, VA

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Last Online
Today – 11:02am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm David, let's clear a few things up before we continue. I know it's pronounced "insane", I just like my way better. No I'm not really insane by the way, we're all a little fucked up in our own unique way if you ask me, I just like the name. But I digress, let's move on...

I was born in Pittsburgh (Black n Yellow) But I pretty much grew up in the Herndon/Reston area, lived in Richmond for a few years after High School, now I reside in Leesburg. I work in a local sports bar, not the most glamorous job but I'm not all that glamorous! I like being on my feet as opposed to a cubicle, I'm usually up late anyways, and I definitely like the cash in my pocket every night. I also have a white American Staffordshire named Angel, so I hope you like dogs!

Every once in a while I hit up the bars, but I'm not really into that scene as much as I used to be, which is ironic considering I still work in one! For real, most of the time I'm just bumming around the house or hanging with a few friends watching TV or playing XBOX. I do still like going to concerts, any kind of sports game, riding roller coasters, or going to the beach, camping, or a park on a nice day. I just bought a new car last year so I'm always down for a random road trip to wherever!

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments" -Mr Mojo Risin-
What I’m doing with my life
Shortening it with nicotine
I’m really good at
Anything I put my mind to, which isn't much...
Talking shit
Making people laugh
Being charming
Being an ass
Playing devil's advocate
Staring contests
Staying up late
Sleeping in
Twisting Bobs
Listing pointless talents on websites
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm skinny, I got crazy hair, I look much younger than I am, I'm a sarcastic prick. Something along those lines
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) Jrr Tolkien series, Weapons of Mass Deception, Angels & Demons, Case Closed, Do Penguins Have Knees, A Clockwork Orange, Tao of Physics (dont ask), 1984, Grapes of Wrath, Catch-22, Jihad Vs McWorld, anything by Gore Vidal or Kurt Vonnegut. I don't read much, and when I do its usually about history or politics. (I'm a dork like that)

(B) Goodfellas, Godfather Trilogy, Casino, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, Full Metal Jacket, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, Spy Game, Kingdom of Heaven, Munich, The Wall, The Departed, The Manchurian Candidate, Silence of the Lambs, City of God, Friday, Boondock Saints, Lord of War, Dazed & Confused, Fight Club, Resivoir Dogs, Suicide Kings, Half-Baked, Natural Born Killers, Pi, Reqium for a Dream, The Wash, Snatch, JFK, Nixon, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, How High, Falling Down, The Big Lebowski....

(C) American Dad, Beavis & Butthead (it's a classic, fuck what you think!), Boardwalk Empire, The Borgias, Californication, Deadwood, Dexter, Family Guy, Its Always Sunny, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Rome, Real Time With Bill Maher, The Simpsons, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, The Wire...

(D) Aesop Rock, Alice in Chains, Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Buju Banton, Cypress Hill, Damian Marley, Deftones, The Doors, Down, G Love, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Keller Williams, KRS-One, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Mos Def, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pantera, Phish, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Primus, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Roots, Santana, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, SOJA, Sublime, Tom Petty, Tool.... highlighted=seen live

(E) Anything BBQ or deep fried.... I'm a health nut
The six things I could never do without
1) My Dignity

2) My dog, Angel

3) The Glenlivet

4) Music

5) Waterpipes

6) Pittsburgh Steelers, Washington Capitals, Manchester United

I coulda said something more conventional such as friends, family, and Jesus like everyone else, but I didn't! I also cheated and picked 8 with it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Good times, bad times
People, places, things
On a typical Friday night I am
Working hard, playing hard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're pickin' up what I'm throwin' down