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32 M Leesburg, VA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm David. Let's clear a few things up before we continue. I know it's pronounced "insane" I just like my way better. No I'm not really insane by the way. I just like the name.

I was born in Pittsburgh, grew up in the Herndon/Reston area, lived in Richmond for a few years after High School, now I reside in Leesburg. I work as a bartender, not the most glamorous job but I'm not all that glamorous! It is the perfect profession for a natural-born bullshitter such as myself. The cash in pocket every day doesn't hurt either.

I'm not really into the bar scene as much as I used to be, which is ironic considering I still work in one! Most of the time I'm just bumming around the house with my dog, hanging with a few friends, or watching TV. I do like going to concerts, any kind of sports game, parks (rides or trees), the beach, camping, or whatever really. If it's fun, I'm in. That's all I got for now...

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments"
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the man
Making drinks, smoking too much
Not sleeping enough.
I’m really good at
Anything I put my mind to, which isn't much...
Talking shit
Making people laugh
Being charming
Being an ass
Playing devil's advocate
Staring contests
Staying up late
Sleeping in
Listing pointless talents on dating sites
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm skinny. I usually have crazy hair (but not currently). I look much younger than I am. I'm a cynical, sarcastic SOB. Something along those lines?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) Song of Ice and Fire Series, Weapons of Mass Deception, Angels & Demons, Case Closed, Do Penguins Have Knees?, A Clockwork Orange, Tao of Physics (dont ask), 1984, Grapes of Wrath, Catch-22, Jihad Vs McWorld, anything by Gore Vidal or Kurt Vonnegut. I don't read much, and when I do its usually about history or politics.

(B) Goodfellas, Godfather Trilogy, Casino, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, Full Metal Jacket, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, Spy Game, Kingdom of Heaven, Munich, The Wall, The Departed, The Manchurian Candidate, Silence of the Lambs, City of God, Friday, Boondock Saints, Lord of War, Dazed & Confused, Fight Club, Resivoir Dogs, Suicide Kings, Half-Baked, Natural Born Killers, Pi, Reqium for a Dream, The Wash, Snatch, JFK, Nixon, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, How High, Falling Down, The Big Lebowski....

(C) American Dad, Beavis & Butthead (it's a classic, don't judge me!), Boardwalk Empire, The Borgias, Californication, The Cosmos, Deadwood, Dexter, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Its Always Sunny, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Rome, Real Time With Bill Maher, The Simpsons, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, The Wire...

(D) Aesop Rock, Alice in Chains, Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Buju Banton, Cypress Hill, Damian Marley, Deftones, The Doors, Down, G Love, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Keller Williams, KRS-One, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Mos Def, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pantera, Phish, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Primus, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Roots, Santana, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, SOJA, Sublime, Tom Petty, Tool.... highlighted=seen live

(E) Anything BBQ or deep fried.... I'm a health nut
The six things I could never do without
1) My Dignity

2) My dog, Angel

3) Music

4) The Glenlivet, Camel Blues, Coca-Cola, Coffee (let's just call this the vice section!!)

5) My car

6) My Phone

Yeah I picked 9 things, so what?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working hard, playing hard.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it