Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love a good story, but I'm not the best at telling them. I am
passionate about music and I take being ridiculous very seriously.
I have compassion for others and sympathize well. I've always been
a peace keeper. If you can make me laugh, you will probably be my
friend. I love animals and communicate with them effectively.
Empathy is a necessary tool that I use on a daily basis...it's
unfortunate that many people do not.
I'm afraid I will be unable to attend your church function on
account of my intellectual grasp on spirituality, science and
disgust of organized religion.
I'm also fluent in Piglatin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force. Marketing graduate
but considering going back to school. Office Manager at a film
school but in my heart there is always music. I believe all things
can be obtained through patience and positivity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joining bands that can't get their shit together. Flexibility in
difficult situations. Communication. Attempting to make music
(drums, guitar, piano). Being comfortable in uncomfortable
silences. I'm a sarcastic person but I work hard not to offend
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't generally tell me the first thing they notice about
me. I would assume something simple like my smile, eyes or persona.
Of course, I'm sure there's been at least one person who has
noticed my aura or my interest in the macabre...or maybe a piece of
food in my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Enchiridion and anything written by Jack Handey.
I love horror movies and comedies. Here are some of my favorite
directors: Stanley Kubrick
, David Fincher
old-Tim Burton, John Carpenter
, Jim Jarmusch,
Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Ridley Scott and old-George A.
Television: Horror/Sci-Fi/Comedy/Absurd: Adventure Time
, Twin Peaks
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
, Ghost Adventures
, Star Trek
, The X-Files
, Doctor Who
I love the insanity
of shows like Invader ZIM
, Rick and Morty
, Food Party
Music is a constant swirl that cannot be isolated into a specific
genre. But if it helps: indie-rock, electropop/synthpop, dance,
The current favorites are: Angelo Badalamenti
, Bernard Herrmann
, The National
, Aphex Twin
, Cat Stevens
, Glenn Miller
, Now It's Overhead
, Oingo Boingo
and always NIN
, The Knife
....There are so many more, but it's
only relevant if you ask.
I'm very flexible when it comes to food...as long as it's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at
your sky, then that made blue be your color. You had your knife
there with you too. when you stood up there was goo all over your
clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so
now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have
to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again.
Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost
empty. It always hurt when you woke up like this. You crawled out
of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for
the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car
parked far down the road and you walked towards it. "If god is our
father," you thought, then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't
anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car
and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it
was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the
seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking
by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your
color and, of course, those little people were yours too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching you from the window across the street. (haha)
I'm willing to do most things, so it's hard to say where I'll be at
any particular time.
Drinks, concerts, human sacrifices-the usual stuff...
I've been spending more time at home lately. In which case my
Friday nights consist of watching horror movies from the 70's,
playing Zelda or practicing the piano (I know, form a line ladies!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd rather stay at home than go out where there are people...and
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You accidentally clicked the "send message" button and can't
figure out how to cancel it.
- You can help me write a song
- You have a musical or movie suggestion for me.
- Your hair is winter fire, January embers.
- You're terrified of me.
- You want me to join your ghost hunting team.
- You want to discuss horror movies or go to a Rifftrax Live! event
- You want to take a moonlit walk through a cemetery and sing The
- You can replenish my heart container(s).
*if all of the above, please seek medical attention*
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