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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:02pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love a good story, but I'm not the best at telling them. I am passionate about music and I take being ridiculous very seriously. I have compassion for others and sympathize well. I've always been a peace keeper. If you can make me laugh, you will probably be my friend. I love animals and communicate with them effectively. Empathy is a necessary tool that I use on a daily's unfortunate that many people do not.

I'm afraid I will be unable to attend your church function on account of my intellectual grasp on spirituality, science and disgust of organized religion.

I'm also fluent in Piglatin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force. Marketing graduate but considering going back to school. Office Manager at a film school but in my heart there is always music. I believe all things can be obtained through patience and positivity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joining bands that can't get their shit together. Flexibility in difficult situations. Communication. Attempting to make music (drums, guitar, piano). Being comfortable in uncomfortable silences. I'm a sarcastic person but I work hard not to offend anyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't generally tell me the first thing they notice about me. I would assume something simple like my smile, eyes or persona. Of course, I'm sure there's been at least one person who has noticed my aura or my interest in the macabre...or maybe a piece of food in my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Enchiridion and anything written by Jack Handey.

I love horror movies and comedies. Here are some of my favorite directors: Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher, David Lynch, old-Tim Burton, John Carpenter, Jim Jarmusch, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Ridley Scott and old-George A. Romero.

Television: Horror/Sci-Fi/Comedy/Absurd: Adventure Time, Archer, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Twilight Zone, Futurama, Ghost Adventures (guilty pleasure), MST3K/Rifftrax, Star Trek, The X-Files, Sherlock, Doctor Who I love the insanity of shows like Invader ZIM, Rick and Morty, Food Party or Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Music is a constant swirl that cannot be isolated into a specific genre. But if it helps: indie-rock, electropop/synthpop, dance, alternative etc.
The current favorites are: Angelo Badalamenti, Bernard Herrmann, Fever Ray, Caribou, Editors, The National, Placebo, Aphex Twin, Cat Stevens, Glenn Miller, Now It's Overhead, Depeche Mode, The Presets, Digitalism, Puscifer, IAMX, Oingo Boingo, Massive Attack, The Mars Volta and always NIN, The Knife and Tool....There are so many more, but it's only relevant if you ask.

I'm very flexible when it comes to long as it's delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky, then that made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. when you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt when you woke up like this. You crawled out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked towards it. "If god is our father," you thought, then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people were yours too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching you from the window across the street. (haha)
I'm willing to do most things, so it's hard to say where I'll be at any particular time.
Drinks, concerts, human sacrifices-the usual stuff...
I've been spending more time at home lately. In which case my Friday nights consist of watching horror movies from the 70's, playing Zelda or practicing the piano (I know, form a line ladies!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd rather stay at home than go out where there are people...and sunlight.
You should message me if
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- You accidentally clicked the "send message" button and can't figure out how to cancel it.
- You can help me write a song
- You have a musical or movie suggestion for me.
- Your hair is winter fire, January embers.
- You're terrified of me.
- You want me to join your ghost hunting team.
- You want to discuss horror movies or go to a Rifftrax Live! event with me.
- You want to take a moonlit walk through a cemetery and sing The Smiths.
- You can replenish my heart container(s).

*if all of the above, please seek medical attention*