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UnsolvedMrE

31 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love a good story, but I'm not the best at telling them. Music is my passion and I take being ridiculous very seriously. I have compassion for others and sympathize well. I've always been a peace keeper. If you can make me laugh, you will probably be my friend. Empathy is a necessary tool that I use on a daily basis...it's unfortunate that many people do not.

I'm afraid I will be unable to attend your church function on account of my being an active follower of a snake-handling, blood drinking, unnecessary surgery performing, candle-lit cult.
I'm also fluent in Piglatin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force. Marketing graduate but considering going back to school. Working at a San Francisco film school but in my heart I strive to be a musician. I believe all things can be obtained through patience and positivity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joining bands that can't get their shit together. Flexibility in difficult situations. Communication. Attempting to make music (drums, guitar, piano). Ensuring comfort through calm demeanor. I'm a sarcastic person but I work hard not to offend anyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's difficult to say because people don't generally tell me the first thing they notice about me. I would assume something simple like my smile, eyes or persona. Of course, I'm sure there's been at least one person who has noticed my aura or my interest in the macabre...or maybe a piece of food in my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Enchiridion and anything written by Jack Handey.

I love horror movies and comedies. Here are some of my favorite directors: Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher, David Lynch, old-Tim Burton, Martin Scorsese, Darren Aronofsky, John Carpenter, Jim Jarmusch, Tobe Hooper, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Ridley Scott and old-George A. Romero.

Television: Horror/Sci-Fi/Comedy/Absurd: Adventure Time, Archer, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Twilight Zone, Ghost Adventures (guilty pleasure), MST3K/Rifftrax, Star Trek, The X-Files, Sherlock, Doctor Who and of course the insanity that is Invader ZIM, Rick and Morty, Food Party or Pee-Wee's Playhouse...anything that leaves me laughing or in awe.

Music is a constant swirl that cannot be isolated into a specific genre. But if it helps: indie-rock, electropop/synthpop, dance, alternative etc.
The current favorites are: Angelo Badalamenti, Bernard Herrmann, Fever Ray, Caribou, Editors, The National, Placebo, Aphex Twin, Cat Stevens, Glenn Miller, Now It's Overhead, Depeche Mode, The Presets, Digitalism, Puscifer, IAMX, Oingo Boingo, Massive Attack, The Mars Volta and always NIN, The Knife and Tool....There are so many more, but it's only relevant if you ask.

I'm very flexible when it comes to food...as long as it's delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Humor
Morality
Animals
Free time
Cemetery walks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

The Black Lodge.

Passions, mankind, poetry, myths, legends, beliefs, ideas, causes and effects, dreams, music, psychology, philosophy, spirituality, trial and error, fate, future, love, endings and beginnings, this life, the next, past, present and how to illustrate my sense of humor into my responses to these stupid questions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching you from the window across the street. (haha)
I'm willing to do most things, so it's hard to say where I'll be at any particular time.
Drinks, concerts, human sacrifices-the usual stuff...
I've been spending more time at home lately. In which case my Friday nights consist of watching horror movies from the 70's, playing Zelda or practicing the piano (I know, form a line ladies!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From the darkness of future past the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds: "Fire walk with me."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You accidentally clicked the "send message" button and can't figure out how to cancel it.
- You can help me write a song
- You have a musical or movie suggestion for me.
- Your hair is winter fire, January embers.
- You're terrified of me.
- You want to discuss horror movies or go to a Rifftrax Live! event with me.
- You want to take a moonlit walk through a cemetery and sing The Smiths.
- You want to fill my heart container.

*if all of the above, please seek medical attention*