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23 M Tempe, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:50pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm Ryan. My hobbies include keeping listening to music, playing a relatively low amount of video games for someone in my demographic, recording music, and spending too much time on the internet. I listen to angry music for depressed losers. I'm probably one of the last people you'd expect to be a massive NFL fan, but when it's football season, that becomes my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Going back to classes at ASU in the near future, I used to attend University of Arizona for Computer Science but Tucson is an unrepentant shithole so I didn't like it much. You can only come home to homeless people doing drugs in your parking spot so many times before it gets old. I recently spent half a year living on the east coast and in the midwest to escape Arizona for some time. I want to leave Arizona and go to the Pacific Northwest as soon as I possibly can. There's a chance I might skip ASU and go to either Washington or Oregon for college because I'm kinda lukewarm on Arizona colleges.

I write music all the time. A lot of it never sees the time of day, most of it ambient/black metal/post-rock. I have a music project that currently is more along the lines of ambient guitar (think Sigur Ros with just guitar and more 'chill').

I'm a delivery driver for Jason's Deli but I don't really consider that something 'what I'm doing with my life' so much as "this is so fucking easy how am I getting paid so much to do so little".
I’m really good at
Making not-good-first-impressions-but-having-people-love-me-eventually, writing music, MTG, not writing things I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair, which isn't replicated well through shitty webcam photos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Sad, abrasive, and/or droney stuff. Black metal, skramz, post-rock, shoegaze, neofolk, and ambient mainly but I dabble in just about anything. My should cover just about anything if you're interested.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Blue Velvet, Silence of the Lambs, Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, I Saw The Devil, Oldboy, A Tale of Two Sisters, Joint Security Area, and a shitton of documentaries. I don't really watch movies that much outside of documentaries nowadays.

Books: Prose/Poetic Eddas, Infinite Jest, Dune, Ender's Game. I also have an interest in philosophers like Neitzsche, Kant, Hegel, Zizek, and so on.

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Recreation, QI, Around the Horn, Pardon the Interruption, King of the Hill, Higurashi, Fate/Stay Night, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I haven't watched any TV shows in about a year though, except for Breaking Bad and King of the Hill reruns.

Food: Vegan food. Hail seitan.
The six things I could never do without
1. Reliable internet
2. Guitar
3. British comedies
4. Almond milk
5. NFL
6. Music, though I feel it's almost too typical to list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to answer this question without coming off as pretentious or off-putting

(a non-answer is the best middleground according to my reasoning)
On a typical Friday night I am
FNM at Samurai Comics

Or drinking with friends, whichever comes first (FNM comes first)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have more facebook friends that I know through the interbutts than I know irl

90% of my profile was written when drunk and I go through periods of deactivating it only to reactivate it when drunk and not realizing I have messages. Oh well, write drunk and edit sober as the saying goes (and hopefully not offending the people I don't write back to on time but that is not how the saying goes).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to synthesize dialectics