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UpRoryous

27 Montclair, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Facts:

Pragmatic. Frequent traveler. Jerky expert. Extroverted introvert. Grad school grad. Football & baseball enthusiast. Outdoorsman. Amateur carpenter. Home brewer. Monkeys' uncle. Avid reader. Walking trivia answer. Dog rile-er-up-er. Snarky comedian. World traveler. Strict omnivore. Outspoken curmudgeon. Excellent planner. Terrible runner. Punk rocker. Adult child. Dry clean only. A great source for all your daily vitamins and minerals. 100% awesome. 93% fat free and 50% sure I stole some of this information from a nutrition label.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished my masters in December. Will I/O Psychologize you for food. Gainfully employed at a training and development company in NYC. It's great and I love every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, Galaga, cooking eggs, remembering things.

I'm not good at:
Whispering
The first things people usually notice about me
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"My gosh, you're just the most awesome person ever... how have I gone this long through life and only just noticed you now?" - person who's late to notice things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: Psychedelic Furs, Bowie, Social Distortion, Patti Smith, K'naan, Lou Reed, The Smiths, Edith Piaf, Iggy Pop

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, the Big Sleep, Jaws, a Life Less Ordinary, Miyazaki movies

Books: Orwell, Vonnegut, Hemingway, RR Martin, Pullman---Just Kids, Freakonomics, Atlas Shrugged, a Song of Ice and Fire. Currently reading: Hocus pocus by Vonnegut

Food: literally everything but sweet potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Muppets
Self contained irony
Falafel
Memory Foam
Gummy Vitamins
Humphrey Bogart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Student loans and my next tattoo.

If I should give up all worldly possessions and seek a shelter by a lake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking classy beer with semi-classy people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm constantly in the middle of the *teeniest* little existential crisis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk about nonsense... or zombies. You watch old movies. Or you're sweet and genuine and smart and find it exhilarating to intentionally break grammar rules.

You want to take turns listing our faults so we can find out really quickly if we're wasting each other's time.