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UpRoryous

26 M Montclair, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Psychologist by trade, an amateur athlete by heart, and Batman by night... or some variation of that.

Other facts:

Pragmatic. Frequent traveler. Jerky expert. Extroverted introvert. Grad school grad. Football & baseball enthusiast. Outdoorsman. Amateur carpenter. Home brewer. Monkeys' uncle. Avid reader. Walking trivia answer. Dog rile-er-up-er. Snarky comedian. World traveler. Strict omnivore. Outspoken curmudgeon. Excellent planner. Terrible runner. Punk rocker. Adult child. Dry clean only. A great source for all your daily vitamins and minerals. 100% awesome. 93% fat free and 50% sure I stole some of this information from a nutrition label.

Also, I'm crossfittier than the average bear.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished my masters. Will I/O Psychologize you for food. Gainfully employed at a training and development company in NYC.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, Galaga, cooking eggs, keeping a gym schedule, remembering things.

I'm not good at:
Whispering
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quietly hysterical. I make a peace sign in a lot of pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I feel like no one reads these... so in the interest of streamlining-here's five samples.

music: Psychedelic Furs, Bowie, Social Distortion, Patti Smith, K'naan, Lou Reed, The Smiths, Edith Piaf, Iggy Pop (I can't make it any smaller... I tried)

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, the Big Sleep, Jaws, a Life Less Ordinary, Miyazaki movies

Books: Orwell, Vonnegut, Hemingway, RR Martin, Pullman---Just Kids, Freakonomics, Atlas Shrugged, a Song of Ice and Fire (too many!)

Shows: The Muppet Show, Archer, Firefly, Louie, Sherlock.

Food: literally everything but sweet potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Muppets
Bacon
Falafel
Memory Foam
Gummy Vitamins
Humphrey Bogart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Student loans and my next tattoo.

If I should give up all worldly possessions and seek a shelter by a lake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking classy beer with semi-classy people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
at heart.... I'm secretly just grouchy old guy who wants kids to stay off his lawn.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You like beards and rampant sarcasm.