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UptheDevilsPay

28 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Georgian (Okay), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I study Russian history and I loves me some standup comedy and the Austin music scene. Adventures are my life blood.
What I’m doing with my life
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Moved back to Austin about a year ago after living in Turkey. Now I'm going back to school after a hiatus that developed a life of its own.
I’m really good at
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Telling travel stories, people watching, hitch-hiking, pop culture reference making, listening to records for extended periods, old school gaming, Taco eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am accosted about my moustache daily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've been going through a bit of classic sci-fi and fantasy phase recently, reading a lot of Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft. They help pass the decade it will take for G.R.R. Martin to write the next Asoiaf book. Besides that I read a lot of history. In fact, I'd say I mainly read about Russian cultural history. And space madness.

When it comes to cinema I love transcendent works of cinematic genius almost as much as I love films that revel in or are oblivious to their own camp. They are the delightful converging ends of opposite sides of the film spectrum. Its the boring junk in the middle I don't like.

Here's a list: Moon, 2001, Solaris, Wrath o' Khan, Outland, Road Warrior, Four Loins, Ridicule, Queen Margot, The Return of Martin Guerre, Logan's Run, ZPG, Keoma, Freebie and the Bean, Old Ealing Studio flicks like Kind Hearts and Coronets, Alien, (and anything early Ridley Scott), every Nick Cage film where he completely loses his shit, anything by Werner Herzog, most films by Linklater, Cobra, Roadhouse...

TV: Party Down, Buffy, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Spaced, Star Trek (original series), Black's Books, Downton Abbey, Madmen, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, did I mention Stark Trek the Original Series? It's the best.

Music: Old 97's, Leo Rondeau, Mike and the Moonpies, Obscured by Echoes, The Boxing Lesson, Shakey Graves, The Black Angels, Hello Wheels, Midlake, Kay Leotard, Oh No! Oh My! Okkervil River, Magnolia Electric Company/Songs: Ohia, Grizzly Bear, Beirut, Tim Buckley, Lee Moses, Flogging Molly, O'Death, Those Darlins, Ume, Wild Flag, Sleater-Kinney, Lord Huron, Black Sabbath, Zep, CCR.

Comedians: Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Jamie Kilstein, Kumail Nanjiani, Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Arj Barker, Blaine Capatch, Kyle Kinane, Tod Barry, Myq Kaplan, Dan Telfer

In the 1982 version of Conan the Barbarian, someone asks Conan "what is best in life?". My answer to that question would be discovering new records and new foods (though seeing my enemies driven before me is a close third). Levantine cuisine and its variants are the greatest food around. Moroccan, Turkish, Indo-Persian, Indonesian, Ethiopean and Sichuan Chinese are also favorites. Also Mexican street food. I like pretty much everything but Korean (just to hard for a vegetarian to find options, unless you're fond of barbecued turnips).
The six things I could never do without
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In no particular order:

Cowboy boots

Good Food

Casual Snark

Good Books

Live Music

Beautiful Records
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down on Rainey St or out on East Sixth, watching some amazing shows. There is so much talent in this town that I feel like not going out as often as possible is a waste of everyone's energy. If its not that, them I'm probably hanging around the house listening to records and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time in middle school I was sent to the principal's office for writing my science notes in Quenya (props if you know what that is, nerd). The teacher thought I was writing in a satanic script. So much for freedom of religion in the public school system.
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I don't often send messages on here, because I figure it's bound to be lost in the sea of aggressive male perversion y'all have the pleasure of dealing with. So, if I strike your fancy shoot me a message. We'll have adventures. I'm sure we'll get along famously.