I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Looking for someone to chill with. Grab a drink, go on a date, see what happens. Let's talk about something silly then something serious. Instead of where is Waldo, we should ask why is waldo? Then we discuss the merits of America's melting pot culture.
My life is dope and I do dope shit. -Kanye
What I’m doing with my life
Something about satellites and being a contractor for the Navy. Also something about traveling as many places as possible.
I’m really good at
I am a a master of the culinary arts using only a George Foreman and a rice cooker. I can fix anything work using duct tape and wd40.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I've been noticed, my mission has failed and many people are in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here are some of my favorite things: Forrest Gump, Fight Club, The
Other Guys, (and a ton of other movies from all genres) Tom Clancy
novels, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy. I am a Netflix junkie and
I will burn through entire series in like 3 days then be sad when
its over. Music- Rock/Metal/80s/Country. I go to live concerts
whenever I can.
The six things I could never do without
Homemade margaritas and the hot tub.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you are fat enough to need to buy 2 tickets for an airplane, can
you also ride in the car pool lane by yourself?
Are the girl scouts selling Samoas yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sipping the water of life and playing League of Legends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am too cool to admit to anything embarrassing here. >.>
You should message me if
You want to usurp my patriarchal right to opening conversation, therefore upsetting traditional gender roles.