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Uptooearly4

23 M Mililani, HI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Alright, let's get serious for a minute. I prefer to have deep and meaningful conversations rather than small talk. If you want to have a discussion, here are a few topics:

I think people are neither inherently good or evil. Anyone has the potential to learn positive or negative morality depending on their surroundings and situation.

I am a middle of the road libertarian type who leans toward economics and individual freedoms rather than government intervention.

I believe that the Internet has not caused people to become less sociable, but can open up opportunities to meet people who you may have never met.

About myself: I have too many hobbies to keep up with. I like to learn as much about as many things as possible. I like to lift weights, play video games, go on hikes, golf, fix cars, and do anything else that might hold my interest. I Netflix it up when the day is winding down.

My life is dope and I do dope shit. -Kanye
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I had to leave town after my medical license was revoked for experimentation on humans that were deemed cruel and unusual. I've been wandering ever since. I've chopped cars and performed minor surgeries out of a van to make ends meet. I even spent a few months at a shaolin temple learning the ways of chi. The boat back from China stopped at this island, so I decided to stay a while.

Don't take me too seriously, I am notoriously sarcastic and whimsical.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meticulously planning my procrastination schedule, to provide as much pressure to complete something at the last minute. I am also a master of the culinary arts using only a George Foreman and a rice cooker. I am also a great cuddler, I have the squishy belly of a teddy bear.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I am the best listener that they have ever spoken to. They also claim that I am wise beyond my years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here are some of my favorite things: Forrest Gump, Fight Club, The Other Guys, (and a ton of other movies from all genres) Tom Clancy novels, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy. I am a Netflix junkie and I will burn through entire series in like 3 days then be sad when its over. Music- Rock/Metal/80s/Country. I go to live concerts whenever I can.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coca Cola Classic.
Imgur.
Netflix.
Power Tools.
Books.
You get five cos' I'm a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you are fat enough to need to buy 2 tickets for an airplane, can you also ride in the car pool lane by yourself?

Are the girl scouts selling Samoas yet?

What would life be like if you were missing a sense? Blindness is a scary thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sipping the water of life and playing League of Legends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am too cool to admit to anything embarrasing here. >.>

okay fine. When I was 18, my buddy dragged me to a strip club (for the first time) and my mother decided she had to go with. Yeah...my mother bought my first lap dance...sigh...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to support my dream of being a trophy husband. You want to go in an adventure, maybe even start an drug ring in thailand. See where it goes.