In his sleevies.
Heya, My name is Joe. I wear glasses and look sensually pensive 100 percent of the time. I stare into the distance, make brief eye contact with you so you think there's a chance that I find you attractive...then I glance away again, leaving you breathless and unsure. I am actually hoping to catch one of you rich girls, trick you into marriage and be a stay at home dad. I have dreams, okay?
I just like to do fun activities with fun people. I play leisure sports, go out on the town, eat delicious foods, and see cool sights. Do fun stuff with me, I'm totally not weird.
I know you're lonely out there, wishing someone would eat pizza and watch netflix with you. I volunteer as tribute.
My life is dope and I do dope shit. -Kanye