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Uptownnoir

47 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–57
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a freelance word wrangler and actor seeking a partner in banter, artsy fun and falling in love. I'm open to long-distance relationships but only if you promise me that you smell good and like to read.

Sapiosexual mischief-makers encouraged!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Great Gatsby
The Long Goodbye
Easy Riders, Raging Bulls
The Fortress of Solitude
Go Tell it on the Mountain
American Tabloid
Apology, Crito and Phaedo
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Movies:
(from my itunes collection)
The Departed
No Country for Old Men
The Social Network
Purple Rain

Music: (updated)
(top ten ranked songs in my itunes collections. Yes, I rank the songs in my songs collection. Yes, I have an unhealthily obsessive relationship with music.)

10. PIG - Contemporary Noise Quintet
9. Reptile - Lisa Germano
8. My Way - Sid Vicious
7. Something in the Way of Things (In Town) - The Roots
6. Watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa
5. Mood Indigo - Nancy Harms
4. Lonely Woman - Ornette Coleman
3. Blue Rondo a la Turk - Dave Brubeck
2. Paranoid Android - Radiohead
1. Glass - Blink

In addition, I am secure enough in my manhood to confess that the following songs can make me sob like a jilted prom queen:

Way to Blue - Nick Drake
Mother - John Lennon
Cuban Welterweight Rumbles Hidden Hitmen - Bows
Bob Marley - Redemption Song
Autumn in New York - Billie Holiday
Card Cheat - The Clash
Nautilius - Contemporary Noise Sextet
Already Dead - Beck
She Wanted to Leave - Ween.*
Everyone Says Hi - David Bowie
Big John Shaft - Belle and Sebastion

*Okay, you can judge.

But why stop there...

My favorite humans:
Reggie Watts
Chuck Klosterman
John Cleese
Thelonious Monk
Matt Ridley
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Pam Grier
Tom Stoppard
Steven Pinker

My favorite marsupials:
The thing whose name I don't remember
The Koala
The Kangaroo

Sexiest pouts:
Nastassia Kinski
Lisa Bonet
Michelle Pfeiffer
Avril Lavigne
Brigitte Bardot

Favorite letters:
M
J
Q
V (number four and rising, baby!)
R
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was saying boo-urns too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not put off by the terseness of my profile.
You're not put off by my use of the word 'terseness.'
You don't smell like ham.