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Uptownnoir

45 / M / Straight / Single

Minneapolis, Minnesota

His Details

Last Online
Today – 8:52pm
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a word wrangler and actor seeking a long-distance partner in playfully literary fun. I'm open to dating the old-fashioned way as well (you know, the whole face-to-face thing) but only if you smell good and like to read.

Sapiosexual mischief-makers encouraged!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Great Gatsby
The Long Goodbye
Easy Riders, Raging Bulls
The Fortress of Solitude
Go Tell it on the Mountain
American Tabloid
Apology, Crito and Phaedo
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Movies:
(from my itunes collection)
The Departed
No Country for Old Men
The Social Network
Purple Rain

Music:
(top ten ranked songs in my itunes collections. Yes, I rank the songs in my songs collection. Please don't judge)

10. Lonely Woman - Ornette Coleman
9. Watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa
8. Blue Rondo ala Turk - Dave Brubeck
7. How Deep is your Love - The Bad Plus
6. Miles Beyond - The Mahavishnu Orchestra
5. (Theme from) Chariots of Fire - The Bad Plus
4. Something in the Way of Things (in town) - The Roots
3. Paranoid Android - Radiohead
2. Glass - Blink
1. Intro-inspection - Ossymysso

In addition, I am secure enough in my manhood to confess that the following songs can make me sob like a jilted prom queen:

Way to Blue - Nick Drake
Mother - John Lennon
Cuban Welterweight Rumbles Hidden Hitmen - Bows
Bob Marley - Redemption Song
Autumn in New York - Billie Holiday
Card Cheat - The Clash
Nautilius - Contemporary Noise Sextet
Already Dead - Beck
She Wanted to Leave - Ween.*
Everyone Says Hi - David Bowie
Big John Shaft - Belle and Sebastion

*Yes, Ween.

But why stop there...

My favorite humans:
Reggie Watts
John Cleese
Thelonious Monk
Matt Ridley
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Pam Grier
Tom Stoppard
Steven Pinker

My favorite marsupials:
The thing whose name I don't remember
The Koala
The Kangaroo

Sexiest pouts:
Nastassia Kinski
Lisa Bonet
Michelle Pfeiffer
Avril Lavigne
Brigitte Bardot

Favorite letters:
M
J
Q
V (number four and rising, baby!)
R
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–57
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You're not put off by the terseness of my profile.
You're not put off by my use of the word 'terseness.'
You don't smell like ham.