I find these self-summaries moderately excruciating to pen. I think I would rather do a video profile and dance around a bunch, tell some hilarious one-liners, moonwalk a little, and win you over that way. What do you think?

I have depth. Sometimes I show it; sometimes I prefer being goofy.

I'm obsessed with salad. And by salad, I mean waffles.

I laugh a lot. I make people a lot. I weigh the laughter variable heavily in the makeup of any relationship.

Journeyed over the last 12 years from a relatively angsty
teen to a relatively at peace, self aware adult. I look forward to
continued upward trending over the next 12 years....

I like to find release in ridiculousness.

INFP. I don't usually come across as introverted I am told so maybe I oscillate between ENFP and INFP.

I'm inquisitive and open minded and am drawn to things that can push me to a new level of understanding or experiencing even if initially I feel resistant. I talk in funny voices about 10% of the time. I do horrible accents about 5% of the time.

I am grounded. I meditate daily. I ride my bike everywhere. I swim or I do hot yoga a lot..so any given day I either reek of sweat or chlorine or both. But you don't have to worry about that because I always wear lots and lots of Old Spice Cologne and Axe Body Spray to mask it up nice and good.

I have built and continue to be building a business.

It's not that I'm bad at karate; it's just that I have not had the proper training yet.

Attempting to break the habit of stuffing my face with dessert when I get up in the middle of the night and having the crumbs get all over my bed.

For the career answer to this question: I run my own business.I am motivated by the money aspects of it, the freedom, and the creativity surrounding it but have it in my three year plan to delegate the day to day of the biz and transition my focus full time to areas I feel a deeper calling towards.

Unabrasive sarcasm, waking people up just enough so that they'll quit snoring, creative/abstract banter, meditating, mediating conflicts , listening, providing insightful clarity when called for.

Walking it off, Making you laugh, Keeping my eye on the goal

It's been months since I polled about this and it was a poll of mostly friends and family so probably biased. They said my thighs.

I would say food is my favorite..sometimes movies

And beyond the sarcasm in the realm of seriousness everyone who reads this should immediately stop what they are doing and go watch "Nathan for You" on Comedy Central. It's genius.

Michael Bolton, jokes, meaningful connections with others, excercise, my bike, TV, meditation, the acting of Ice Cube, lists of things longer than six things, lightheartedness, spirituality

How I have to stop starting dates with my "Watch How Many Times I Can Burp in 60 Seconds" trick. It never seems to go over well.

What someone I went to high school with had for breakfast. Thank God for Facebook!

How to stay remain present and peaceful while continuing to be optimally productive.

Trying to feel what is going on underneath the surface level

I find city life to be addictive, all of the unexpected things, the strangers, the necessity for self-reflection, the diversity, always learning something new and challenging old beliefs. This city can both charge you and drain you, I try to find balance.

What would taste good for dinner and/or my middle of the night in bed snacktime snack..

http://www.hulu.com/watch/229352

I always lose the cap to my toothpaste.

Sometimes when I can't get to sleep, I think about a kangaroo bouncing really high on a trampoline, and it helps.

I still like to pretend I'll be a famous singer when I grow up

I'm not well-read enough. I don't know enough. I haven't seen enough or done enough.

I have worn wear my socks inside out since I was 4. There is a good reason for this.

You're over shallow, non-connecting (it's a word because I say it's a word) experiences with the opposite sex.

I wrote you and you are not interested but you wish to send a polite Thank you and let me know.

You have an opinion on protocol of whether it's better to ignore a message when not interested or send a polite thank you.

You're kinda hilarious.

You would rather meet me for a drink than exchange a bunch of emails, answering questions that can't possibly substitute that initial moment of excitement and awkwardness when your first meet a perfect stranger.