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30 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:36pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have a good job, I have my own truck, I have hobbies that I enjoy and some friends to enjoy them with. But I have a problem: I'm really picky about who I spend time with, so I don't send out a lot of messages here and when I do it's generally because I want to actually meet up. I have plenty of internet pen pals to trade idle chatter with; what I need are more local friends to do real things with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to carve out a decent life for myself and find someone both interested in and worth sharing it with me. I go to work, I come home, I cook, and then I fuck around on the internet. Sometimes I see friends and thus put the internet away for a bit; I would like to do more of that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plenty of things! I put in my all at whatever I do, which is something I notice a lot of people do not. I'm a decent writer, I'm good enough at Magic to win prizes at tournaments, and I like all sorts of other games that I know well enough to teach others. Ask me about this if you want a really easy opener.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I communicate in puns and metaphor, and I have strong emotions. People either love me or hate me, sometimes shifting from one to the other. I wish I could isolate what makes a given (type of) person like me, because I would likely do that more.

I'm also not nearly as creepy as my picture makes me look but there aren't a lot of pictures of me out there, and I don't think about that part of my profile at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones and pretty much anything like it.
Movies: Anything that sparks my imagination. Mostly sci-fi & fantasy.
Shows: Same as movies.
Music: Movie/game soundtracks, various metal, Infected Mushroom, that sort of thing.
Food: Italian, Chinese, certain thai/indian dishes, southwestern food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, movies, shows, music, food, and insipid questions no one in the history of this website has answered to anyone else's satisfaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home alone and drinking beer in the dark while singing a very off-key rendition of "All by Myself".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think any words on a screen are going to convey what I am like in person. I hate that we hide behind our phones and our laptop screens and we use all of this "social media" to avoid being social at all. I feel more alone in this city of almost 400,000 people than I ever did in Marquette, Michigan because no one wants to interact with anyone else in anything more than the most bland, superficial, transient ways possible.
You should message me if
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You want to actually meet up in the flesh, rather than send messages back and forth for an eternity. I don't need more internet friends, I need more real friends.