Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a good job, I have my own truck, I have hobbies that I enjoy
and some friends to enjoy them with. But I have a problem: I'm
really picky about who I spend time with, so I don't send out a lot
of messages here and when I do it's generally because I want to
actually meet up. I have plenty of internet pen pals to
trade idle chatter with; what I need are more local friends to do
real things with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to carve out a decent life for myself and find someone both
interested in and worth sharing it with me. I go to work, I come
home, I cook, and then I fuck around on the internet. Sometimes I
see friends and thus put the internet away for a bit; I would like
to do more of that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plenty of things! I put in my all at whatever I do, which is
something I notice a lot of people do not. I'm a decent writer, I'm
good enough at Magic to win prizes at tournaments, and I like all
sorts of other games that I know well enough to teach others.
Ask me about this if you want a really easy opener.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I communicate in puns and metaphor, and I have strong emotions.
People either love me or hate me, sometimes shifting from one to
the other. I wish I could isolate what makes a given (type of)
person like me, because I would likely do that more.
I'm also not nearly as creepy as my picture makes me look but there
aren't a lot of pictures of me out there, and I don't think
about that part of my profile at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones and pretty much anything like it.
Movies: Anything that sparks my imagination. Mostly sci-fi &
Shows: Same as movies.
Music: Movie/game soundtracks, various metal, Infected Mushroom,
that sort of thing.
Food: Italian, Chinese, certain thai/indian dishes, southwestern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, movies, shows, music, food, and insipid questions no one in
the history of this website has answered to anyone else's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home alone and drinking beer in the dark while singing a
very off-key rendition of "All by Myself".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think any words on a screen are going to convey what I am
like in person. I hate that we hide behind our phones and our
laptop screens and we use all of this "social media" to
avoid being social at all. I feel more alone in this city of
almost 400,000 people than I ever did in Marquette, Michigan
because no one wants to interact with anyone else in anything more
than the most bland, superficial, transient ways possible.
You should message me if
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You want to actually meet up in the flesh, rather than send
messages back and forth for an eternity. I don't need more internet
friends, I need more real friends.
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