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31 Minneapolis, MN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:22pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you "like" me, you have to send me a message introducing yourself. It's the law.

I have a good job, I have my own truck, I have hobbies that I enjoy and some friends to enjoy them with. But I have a problem: I'm really picky about who I spend time with, so I don't send out a lot of messages here and when I do it's generally because I want to actually meet up. I have plenty of internet pen pals to trade idle chatter with; what I need are more local friends to do real things with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to carve out a decent life for myself and find someone both interested in and worth sharing it with me. I go to work, I come home, I cook, and then I fuck around on the internet. Sometimes I see friends and thus put the internet away for a bit; I would like to do more of that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plenty of things! I enjoy going out to new bars and the like, I'm good enough at Magic to win prizes at tournaments, and I like all sorts of other games that I know well enough to teach others. Ask me about this if you want a really easy opener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I communicate in puns and metaphor, and I have strong emotions. People either love me or hate me, sometimes shifting from one to the other. I wish I could isolate what makes a given (type of) person like me, because I would likely do that more.

I'm also not nearly as creepy as my picture makes me look but there aren't a lot of pictures of me out there, and I don't think about that part of my profile at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones and pretty much anything like it.
Movies: Anything that sparks my imagination. Mostly sci-fi & fantasy.
Shows: Same as movies.
Music: Movie/game soundtracks, various metal, Infected Mushroom, that sort of thing.
Food: Italian, Chinese, certain thai/indian dishes, southwestern food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, movies, shows, music, food, and insipid questions no one in the history of this website has answered to anyone else's satisfaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home alone and drinking beer in the dark while singing a very off-key rendition of "All by Myself".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have only ever watched a grand total of two episodes of Doctor Who. This horrifies some people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to actually meet up in the flesh and you have something more to say than "hello". You can do better than that, I believe in you.