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30 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have a good job, I have my own truck, I have hobbies that I enjoy and some friends to enjoy them with. But I do not have someone to call "mine", inasmuch as anyone can belong to another. So I am here, trying to find that someone who wants to share their life with me and would like just as much to share in mine. I like to think I have a lot to offer, or at least enough to warrant a first date.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to carve out a decent life for myself and find someone both interested in and worthy of sharing it with me. I'd like to think I'm doing well in that regard but some of you seem to disagree; this would be fine (although undesired), except that it's in the most passive manner possible.
I’m really good at
Plenty of things! I put in my all at whatever I do, which is something I notice a lot of people do not. I'm a decent writer, I'm good enough at Magic to win prizes at tournaments, and I like all sorts of other games that I know well enough to teach others. Ask me about this if you want a really easy opener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I communicate in puns and metaphor, and I have strong emotions. People either love me or hate me, sometimes shifting from one to the other. I wish I could isolate what makes a given (type of) person like me, because I would likely do that more.

I'm also not nearly as creepy as my picture makes me look but there aren't a lot of pictures of me out there, and I don't think about that part of my profile at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Game of Thrones and pretty much anything like it.
Movies: Anything that sparks my imagination. Mostly sci-fi & fantasy.
Shows: Same as movies.
Music: Movie/game soundtracks, various metal, Infected Mushroom, that sort of thing.
Food: Italian, Chinese, certain thai/indian dishes, southwestern food.
The six things I could never do without
Books, movies, shows, music, food, and insipid questions no one in the history of this website has answered to anyone else's satisfaction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every thought has to be couched in wishy-washy horseshit to be expressed in public. It seems like no one wants to have a defined opinion anymore; it has to be "maybe" this and "sometimes" that. Agree or don't, I don't really care; just have some bloody conviction. Know where you stand, be ready to back it up, and if you're proven wrong then oh well! You have now gone through the terrible process of learning and are now better informed. Woe be unto ye, I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home alone and drinking beer in the dark while singing a very off-key rendition of "All by Myself".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think any words on a screen are going to convey what I am like in person. I hate that we hide behind our phones and our laptop screens and we use all of this "social media" to avoid being social at all. I feel more alone in this city of almost 400,000 people than I ever did in Marquette, Michigan because no one wants to interact with anyone else in anything more than the most bland, superficial, transient ways possible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Just fucking do it. We're all terribly lonely here, let's be honest. If you weren't lonely, you wouldn't be on this site. So let's go do something together and be a little less alone, because why not? There's so much we could be enjoying together, so why don't we?