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UranusDeMilo

52 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 45–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hanging out with me is a lot like doing so with a Labrador Retriever. Like the Lab I'm sorely lacking in worldliness, devoid of urban sophistication and by no means the sharpest-knife-in-the-drawer. On the other hand, I compensate with a good-natured core that's easily amused and ready to scramble on a moments notice. You can easily steer me towards any desired destination, but gimme the lead there's no telling where we'll wind up. I respond well to simple suggestions like "walk", "drink", or "eat", but if you mention anything along the lines of the symphony, fusion cuisine, or post-modernist art you'll get little more than a puzzled look and a quizzical tilt of the head.

I'm better at listening than talking, gravitate towards neighborhood and/or dive bars rather than trendy lounges, and prefer deep one-on-one conversation rather than chatting sparsely amidst a big group. More blue-jeans-and-cotton-hoodie than sport coat and slacks, and craves half-pound burgers rather than haute cuisine. Savors life's simple pleasures while (usually) eschewing costly indulgences. I keep a low profile, avoiding excessive attention while giving a wide berth to people who thrive on it. Commonly found in the company of the elderly, the married, the rich-of-heart and the bat-shit-crazy yet noticeably absent from any assemblage of the young-and-the-beautiful. I truly enjoy socializing with mankind, despite having what Charles Bukowski once described as "a terrible itch for solitude". Half latent child, rapt with simple pleasures, natures wonders, and the inner workings of all things mechanical. Half wizened curmudgeon, still subject to whims of the flesh yet mindful of natural laws regarding foolish actions and unforeseen consequences.

And lastly, despite tending a lowly spot on the economic totem pole of the snazzy neighborhood wherein I dwell (Noe Valley, if you're curious), I never cease to be thankful for what I have, what I do, and for the fact that I get to live in this most kickass of cities...

Footnote:If you're taking the trouble to write and your expectation is for myself to drive to where you live, please, be somewhat near-by...meaning within San Francisco or perhaps farther if we can meet near a BART station. I've been contacted by plenty of perfectly nice people that live farther away, and my track record for coordinating with them is presently running around 2-for-19. Also, you need to be in decent physical shape. If you aren't, it's highly doubtful that you'll be able to hang with me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bicycling amidst San Francisco, the Oakland Hills, and the wilds of Contra Costa County. Going all all-day city hikes, and making pit-stops at neighborhood watering holes. Enjoying spare time is presently on the front burner, while career and financial gain are simmering somewhere on the back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at fixing stuff (especially bicycles). Within me dwells the spirit of a warrior-handyman that wields power tools and super-glue whilst waging a never-ending battle against shoddy manufacturing and planned obsolescence. I'm great at getting around San Francisco without a car...be it by foot, bicycle or MUNI bus. Oh yeah, I'm my own favorite cook, a culinary legend-in-my-own-mind. I claim to make the best burrito in town, but if you chat up any of my past house guests they'll probably beg to differ...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm in great shape for my age. Other than that? People don't notice me. Bluntly put, I've taken "low key" to something of an art form.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have not lived with a television since 1988. I do not care in the slightest what you read, watch, or listen to. If you wrote a long-winded response to this question, I most probably skipped it. While I'm marginally cognizant of popular media, none of it is a major focus in my life . If you feel the same way, it probably bodes well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My morning coffee shop (24th Street Location)
My neighborhood pub
My bicycles, the number and condition of which are in a constant state of flux...
A local Major League Baseball franchise (GO GIANTS!!!!)
Public Transit
A Cuisinart food processor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the food in my refrigerator, and the timely consumption therof before any of it goes bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....holed up in a cozy neighborhood bar, shooting pool, tossing darts, or watching baseball while engaging in friendly banter with other patrons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On politics, I'm somewhat right-of-center. (Sound of crickets chirping....) Still there? I'm not fringe-right or a card-carrying Tea Party member, just right-of-center. I don't wear it on my lapels, nor do I claim that people with my political leanings have all the answers. In most cities, this isn't big deal...but in San Francisco it doesn't go over well, hence my mentioning it here.
You should message me if
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...you're an active practitioner of "The Five Second Rule".