Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, not too much to say. I a typical Gamer Geek big into Warhammer
40K. I'm silly with a twisted sense of humor. Yes, I laugh at the
off-color jokes that we all know we shouldn't. The more offensive
the better. Life's too short to take everything so serious.
I am Creative, Nostalgic, and Humorous
Well, I should say I'm also looking for something more committed
and not just a hook-up. Sure, "getting some" would be nice, but
there needs to be more than that, like having some similar
interests to converse about.
Though on an online forum recently I was told, "You have a
convoluted, and somewhat bizarre thought process." All things
considered, I won't argue with that. In my "about me" section all
it says is, "More jaded and cynical than the average room full of
people." I think that was a line from a Rollins spoken word
performance I saw years ago.
I have a major fetish for womens' clothing and crossdressing and
like to get dressed up as often as possible, and sometimes even go
out dressed if it is appropriate, like to shows and occasionally to
LaCage. I have a vast collection of clothes and almost 50 pairs of
shoes. That said I absolutely LOVE high heels, the higher the
better, and luckily I have what seems to be the most common shoes
size of 8.5/9. Though I have certain styles I prefer, and others I
can't stand. I started dressing while in high school and still do
so today; though my taste in outfits is better now. I just find
most girly clothes to be so cute, and dressing is fun. I wear a
size 0 juniors, and have a girls size 10 skirt I fit in. Sometimes
I do think about just giving it up, but now it's so much a part of
who I am I find it difficult to do so. Just being honest.
Added that last part to get it up to 1000 words. Rambling done...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going through the motions in life. Get up, go to work, etc... At
least I have a good job with fully paid health insurance.
Also volunteer at Brew City Bruisers Roller Derby bouts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at painting miniatures, organizing things (Place for
everything and everything in it's place), and good with numbers.
Selling stuff on eBay. And walking in high heels. Lulz.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know, I've never been told what people notice about me, as I'm
kind of shy.
Actually, my legs when I'm in drag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I never learned to read. Just kidding: I like True Crime
style books, The Encylopedia of Bad Taste, The Encyclopedia of
American Scandal, Why We Suck by Denis Leary, Intron Depot 3
Movies: The Die Hard Series (4 is my fave and I don't care what
anyone says), The Kevin Smith Movies, Anchorman, Goodfellas, Hobo
with a Shotgun, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Infra-Man, Kick Ass, Leon:
The Professional, Otaku No Video, Robocop, Romy and Michelle's High
School Reunion, Sucker Punch, True Romance, Very Bad Things,
Wasabi, just about anything with Ellen Page.
Music: 80's One Hit Wonders, Alice in Videoland, Crystal Method,
Electric Light Orchestra, Juno Reactor, Leftfield, Scooter,.
Food: Pretty bland, actually. Lots of turkey, chicken, or steak.
And soup. Not much for trying new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1). Family and Friends, 2). Trainwreck TV-DATELINE'S TO CATCH A
PREDATOR episodes are the greatest shows to ever air. Where else
can you see peoples' lives ruined from the comfort of your own
living room on National TV? And it's all REAL, and all the persons
own fault!? o_O, Trainwreck TV is the shit! 3). 80's pop music 4).
High Heels, the higher the better 5). The Internets 6). My sugar
daddy (No really, I have one), Lulz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to paint my models, and hoping the economy will improve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting miniatures with Friends, watching TV/Movies, or playing
with our puppy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll be honest and say I've never had a girlfriend, thus the reason
I like to dress up. I like to wear the kinds of things my
girlfriend would wear if I had one. This is my conundrum. I dress
because I like the way the stuff looks and I've never had anyone to
wear these kinds of things for me, but I feel it will be difficult
to get a girl to be interested in me because I dress up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't an asshole. Just kidding. If you're a gamer too, and
have a twisted sense of humor. Or if you find anything I say to be
even remotely interesting. If you have questions for me, I'll
answer. Just ask. Or if you're a girl who likes a guy who dresses
up so we can go shopping.
Who are you looking for?
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