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UrbanCliche

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love getting my head scratched. So do puppies and kittens. Therefore, I'm adorable.

I like my steak rare, my Scotch neat, my jeans slim and my arts ironic.

Sometimes I break out in hysterical laughter at my own thoughts in the middle of a crowded subway car. People think I'm crazy, but I actually just have an over active imagination, however, those two characteristics probably have a lot more overlap than I'd prefer to give them credit for.

If I've learned one thing, it's to keep my head up and my expectations open. And live every week like it's Shark Week.

Looking for a woman who loves sharing a bottle of wine, catching a cab and making a trip to the end of the world and back, all in one night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a copywriter for an advertising agency, but professional pun master is my unofficial title. I'd never so much as taken a marketing class before I stumbled into this career, but that's our little secret. I love my job, but work is work, and life is life, and I keep the two separate whenever possible.

I love finding new outlets for my creativity and different ways to express myself, however, this leads to a lot of ideas and even more unfinished projects. Some might say I have artistic ADD. Others might say I have actual ADD.

Most recently I've been writing and performing poetry and taking a whole bunch of photos, but my dream will always be to be a showrunner on a successful television show. Three seasons, a finale, and then spend the rest of my life talking about it at dinner parties.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making babies laugh on the subway, reducing my thoughts to 140 characters, making friends with cab drivers, finding ticklish spots, identifying cloud animals, matching my tie to my socks, reading poker faces, trivia night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find myself in a lot of conversations about beards. I don't mind this at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything that I feel will have a positive affect on my writing. Just to name a few: Don Delillo, Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Franz Kafka, T.S. Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, Ken Kesey, Allen Ginsberg. I love the 20th century, all movements and all origins, but lately I've been trying to branch out.

Movies: Rocky, Inception, all of the Christopher Nolan Batmans, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Snatch, Goodfellas, and anything by Tarantino or Wes Anderson. Joel and Ethan Coen are geniuses and anything they touch is gold.

TV: Right now it's Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Following, and Community. Reruns of Arrested Development soothe the soul and LOST, The Sopranos, and The Wire give me goosebumps. I take my TV regimen very seriously, but I'll totally play poker on my phone while you watch Real Housewives of (insert affluent region).

Music: What day of the week is it? But seriously, I'd have to fill out this section once a month if I wanted to keep it accurate. Music is very emotive for me, so what I'm listening to changes constantly and I'm always looking for a new sound. Let's chat about this one in person.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Moleskin sketchbook, Spotify, my brown wingtips, The Rocky soundtrack, my Netflix account, and I'll admit it, my iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where today will fit into my adapted memoir.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a celebratory feast with the people I love, half hour food coma, and then off to the next adventure.

But there's nothing wrong with the occasional night in with a good movie and good company. Emphasis on good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very proud of my sock collection, but then I guess that doesn't count.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a good heart, good fashion sense and a pretty smile.

Artistic tendencies and the ability to drink whiskey are definitely a plus, but I normally find those two go hand-in-hand.