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UrbanSwain

46 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 32–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a naturalized Manhattanite who still retains the odd southern quirk --such as being polite; calling people “ma’am” and “suh”; and doggedly clinging to the implicit belief that tater tots are indeed a vegetable...

Smart, funny, (humble). Chill about the day-to-day but can get easily fired up over social injustice, whack-doodle politics, and people who insist on coming to a dead stop at the top of escalators.

When I’m not making the world safe from Groupon ads, I’m watching far too many movies, eating far too few vegetables, and recalling just enough conversational Japanese to ask the time or comment on how tasty the bean curd buns are this morning.

Looking for a sidekick for shenanigans. Someone to do everything and nothing with. A best friend I’m just aching to kiss...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Advertising keeps the wolves from the door. Figuring out the rest one tick at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Not taking myself all that seriously while still knowing what matters in life. Oh, and long division. I’m not too shabby at long division...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my sense of humor, my prehensile tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ever-shifting, but to be both and random and specific:

MUSIC: My ipod runneth over with all manner of tune-atude. Depeche, Dolly, Bacharach, Patsy, Conchords, Madge, Sting, Annie, Bowie, Tina, Williams, Goldsmith, Barry, Motown, New Wave, Hip-Hop, R&B, Gregorian Chant Speed Metal Dance Remixes (just seeing if you’re paying attention with that last one).

FILM: Casablanca, Now Voyager, The Philadelphia Story, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Pirates of the Caribbean --the ride and the film, The Haunted Mansion --the ride, definitely not the film. Dune, Star Wars, Flash Gordon, Alien, Lord of the Rings, Godzilla, 007, Hammer horror, Miyazaki anime, Hitchcock suspense. Hmm, maybe it would be simpler to list films I don’t like...

BOOKS: To Kill a Mockingbird, Watership Down, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Pride and Prejudice, The Wizard of Oz, The Picture of Dorian Gray

TV: Archer, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Daily Show, Face Off, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards (though I always have to shower after that one...)

ONLINE: towleroad, joemygod, thedigitalbits, scarygoround, tomopop, plaidstallions, dvdbeaver (not what you think)

FOOD: Indian, Italian, burgers and fries at Shack Shack, those chalky little mints by the register in Greek diners...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, a lack of opposable thumbs would be a bother. That’s two...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nape of Orlando Bloom’s neck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much of a nightcrawler, but can kick off the weekend through dinner with friends; catching an on/off-Broadway show; munching popcorn at the Film Forum; or any other manner of urban distraction that sparks the grey matter. Naps are good, too...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an orphaned child of Krypton. Don't tell any of my co-workers, I might lose my byline at The Planet.
You should message me if
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My musings made you laugh. (In a good way)