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29 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I may not be the sharpest fish in the forest, but well, yeah I'm one of the sharper ones. Rake, raconteur, rapscallion, vagabond4life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
SF native architect, renovating old schools, building new schools, living in a haunted mansion in the Castro, it's going pretty damn well I tell myself sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, dancing, careering, making clever ripostes, holding my liquor, honing my self-descriptive internet dating skills so that they're razor sharp. I make it a habit to argue the clogs off a cobbler and the hat off a haberdasher.

I am very proud of a one-act I wrote titled "The Planeteers vs. The Fukushima Reactor." Too soon? Probably. (2013 update, no longer too soon.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My debonair looks and quick wit? My diction that's off the wall? One can only hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to gravitate towards foreign food, documentaries, scifi, post-apocolyptia, dry humor, absurdist humor, a combination of the dry and absurd and postapocalyptic, and monorails, in that order.

Here are a few things that I consider to be modern pinnacles of culture - in repeating order of musician, television program, and author x3: Elliot Smith, The Wire, Neal Stephenson, XTC, Venture Brothers, Robert Heinlein, Architecture in Helsinki, Peep Show, Margaret Atwood. Take from that what you will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Scotch, Smartphone, Satire, Shenanigans, Sexy Stuff, Something Else that Starts with S, Seuss! That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I will eventually destroy you. No, but really...

The world and all those people in it! Consummate consumer of NPR and the BBC, many topical broad/podcasts. I'm a very lefty&internationalist political person but can't stand the righteous of any ideological persuasion including my own. Don't like to talk about it really with people that aren't already into it. Annnd Syria, obsessed with Syria.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking away my admittedly few sorrows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Self-defamation is not in my character, only false humility.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cute as a button and clever as a field mouse. You'd like to go for cocktails, or an evening stroll in a lovely park you did not know exists (alert your embassy beforehand).