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28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I may not be the sharpest fish in the forest, but well, yeah I'm one of the sharper ones. Open relationship, rake, raconteur, rapscallion, vagabond4life.
What I’m doing with my life
SF native architect, renovating old schools, building new schools, living in a haunted mansion in the Castro, it's going pretty damn well I tell myself sometimes.
I’m really good at
Writing, dancing, careering, making clever ripostes, holding my liquor, honing my self-descriptive internet dating skills so that they're razor sharp. I make it a habit to argue the clogs off a cobbler and the hat off a haberdasher.

I am very proud of a one-act I wrote titled "The Planeteers vs. The Fukushima Reactor." Too soon? Probably. (2013 update, no longer too soon.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My debonair looks and quick wit? My diction that's off the wall? One can only hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tend to gravitate towards foreign food, documentaries, scifi, post-apocolyptia, dry humor, absurdist humor, a combination of the dry and absurd and postapocalyptic, and monorails, in that order.

Here are a few things that I consider to be modern pinnacles of culture - in repeating order of musician, television program, and author x3: Elliot Smith, The Wire, Neal Stephenson, XTC, Venture Brothers, Robert Heinlein, Architecture in Helsinki, Peep Show, Margaret Atwood. Take from that what you will.
The six things I could never do without
Scotch, Smartphone, Satire, Shenanigans, Sexy Stuff, Something Else that Starts with S, Seuss! That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I will eventually destroy you. No, but really...

The world and all those people in it! Consummate consumer of NPR and the BBC, many topical broad/podcasts. I'm a very lefty&internationalist political person but can't stand the righteous of any ideological persuasion including my own.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking away my admittedly few sorrows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Self-defamation is not in my character, only false humility.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're cute as a button and clever as a field mouse. You'd like to go for cocktails, or a stroll at night with some wine in a park you did not know existed (alert your embassy beforehand). I'm in an open relationship with an abfab glamazon that shows no sign of stopping so if you harbor possessive tendencies I'd recommend against it. Actually I'd just recommend against it in general, no good can come of this.