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Urban_Yeti

53 M Adelaide, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–60
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm disabled. And for several quite compelling reasons.

What? You're still reading?

I thought that if I worked really hard, I might become fit and healthy, transcend my disabilities, and just maybe, become attractive enough to find the love of my life.

Well, I guess Two out of three ain't bad.

If you're a male and reach 50, it's pretty much all over. The only people who want to know you are scam artists. Even here on OKC. Who somehow figure you must be desperate and gullible. Who will fall for anything. The truth is, the older I get, the less I give excrementally.

I'd still like to be in love. To find someone who I can fall into and who can fall into me. As degrading as this process is, I feel I'm pretty much out of other options. I am speech impaired. Oh I can talk somewhat eloquently in a quite place. Out in the wild however, you'd hardly hear me. So that puts speed dating and meat-market bars out of the question. In any case, I'm not just out to get laid. Though a bit of warmth and tenderness wouldn't go astray now and then.

But I'm a realist. I don't expect anyone to fall in love with me now. Even though I probably have a lot to offer.

So if you've read this far, I guess you're wondering who I really am?

My name is Batz Goodfortune. Yes, that really is my name. And they say the `good fortune' rubs off. I am a cyclist by choice. I tend to shun fossil fueled vehicles. People don't get the idealism. Usually people less healthy. I like the idea of traveling great distance, entirely under my own power. While pleasantly listening to beats of my own choice.

I am nothing if not an eccentric idealist.

I am supposed to be a musician and composer. Specializing in Electronic music. I'm still signed to an independent record label in Brisbane. I'm attempting to get back into that. Perhaps write a symphony or two before I die. No great hurry really. I work with computers and electronics and can make all kings of stuff in my lab. And before you ask, I am in fact a card carrying member of the mad scientists association. Though I leave world domination to my younger colleagues these days.

I earn a pittance but I owe nothing and own everything outright. Including my little house by the beach. Where I am something of a thorn in the side of my more affluent neighbours.

I opened my house and my heart to a 20 year old ADHD computing student and his developmentally challenged girlfriend. Neither of whom have any relation to me. I had no obligation but it was the right thing to do. As annoying and challenging as they are, I feel a sense satisfaction that I could help them when no-one else would.

I suffer greatest in the winter time. I thrive in the summer. Yet I relish each moment, good or bad, with gusto. For one day we will feel no more. And unlike some people, it would seem, at least I feel. I love my life. It's not perfect or particularly influential, most people don't get it, but every now and then, my day is brilliant.

I am an atheist. Or at least I don't need the prayers of man to give me a moral code. I'm not a follower but my friends often take after me. And I learn from my friends. Although I'm a cyclist and sometimes a skater, I don't follow sport. I feel that sport is something you do, not something you watch. But if you do it, then I support you. I am driven and sometimes obsessive but not anal. I don't suffer fools gladly but try not to spread the hurt. I try not to laugh at other people's expense but there are exceptions. As I do like to laugh. I have an absurdist sense of humor. I am something of a skeptic and try not to harbor any irrational beliefs. If I believe anything, it is in occam's razor. Reality will always bite you on the arse no matter what you believe.

I like to love. And I love unconditionally. But be warned... I don't do "Ordinary."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm cycling as much as I can. Trying to build the strength to charge up hills. I'm a work in progress and probably always will be. You can follow me on Strava if you're a cyclist.

At the time of writing I'm nearing the completion of my new studio. After which I'll be recording and producing new material. I'm signed to an independent record label and aspire to do some orchestral works if I can garner the interest.

And I'm involved in a score of other side projects at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music (Electronic music especially)
Art: (Digital graphics and animation)
Video/television/film.
Electronics: Electronic musical instrument design mainly
computers and computing.
Writing (Fiction romance/sci-fi)
research.
Loving
cycling I'm not striving for any medals but I do pretty well all things considered.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You're pretty short for a yeti.

It's a long story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
FILMS: Anything but Hollyweed crap generally.
TV: An ancient and archaic communications medium I don't partake of.
MUSIC: Non Commerical. Electronic in particular. Danceable or music for cycling. Some Classical. Symphonic. Emo. I love syncopated rhythms especially but don't find funk as moving as I thought I should. I dislike country and most RAP. Though there are exceptions and if I needed to, I could write it. But probably only for comedic reasons.
BOOKS: Non fiction. Technical. Art, Music, politics, classics, Sci-Fi, Comedy. But also Steam-punk and Cyberpunk. Love Cyberpunk.
FOOD: anything exotic. Don't like meat much. Hot and spicy like my love. :) Or pragmatic energy for riding my bicycle. There's nothing quite like a banana. Sometimes I even eat them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
water
Love <--- Honestly I've been doing without this for so long I guess It shouldn't even be on this list.
Food
You
Gravity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How degrading and demeaning it is to try to find love on a dating site.
All the experiences I will likely never have. Including some I would never want to have. And the ones no-one wants but are inevitable
How to avoid being killed by idiot South Australian drivers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every night is Friday night.

This also implies that there is no such thing as a Monday either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm part cyborg.

I was originally designed as a sex bot but they changed their mind half way though. I apologize in advance, for the inconvenience.
You should message me if
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Are you someone who appreciates art and music? A geek girl perhaps? Into cycling would be good. Unconventional and a bit crazy. Someone who strikes terror into the hearts of mortals when she sings. An intellect that might mesh with my own. An insatiable creative passion. A nauty girl who needs understanding. Too much to ask? If you possessed just one of these traits I'd probably fall in love with you. Can you handle a real yeti who looks almost human? :)