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26 Swindon, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39pm
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I? Well, I'm not gonna tell you everything just yet - we haven't even met! Sorry, that is one lame joke I had to crack.

What is a man, save for the sum of his memories?

Ever since I remember myself, I've always been travelling - be it from city to city, or between countries. It has become an inseparable part of my life and history. I have only just moved to England and it is the fourth country that I may call my place of domicile.

I remember animals, wherever I lived - especially dogs. Real dogs, mind you - not those mutated rats that some girls like to carry in their purses.

There are very few things that can unite people, globally. Two, actually - food and music. I've been playing instruments for nearly 15 years now, and I found that music will bring people together, regardless of where they are from.

I remember good coffee everywhere I lived. There's nearly nothing quite as satisfying as sitting down with a cup of coffee that you've ground and prepared, yourself, all from scratch.

But most of all, what I remember is one big struggle. A struggle in which I persevered. Guess you can say that I'm kind of a fighter, huh? :P

That is my self summary, a quick summary of my memories. What else needs to be said about a man, save for his memories? Well, I filled out those parts, anyway. I do not know why... and quite frankly, does it even matter?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now there's a good question, isn't there? Well, if I were to deflect this question altogether I would say that I'm living it, but I'm not one for deflections. So let's get right into it: I finished my Master's Degree last November and am on the job hunt. I am a weightlifter who aspires to become a bodybuilder some day.
Oh, I've been playing the saxophone for years now (with some breaks in between naturally), and I bloody love that brass baby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not too shabby a writer (or so I've been told). I have an easy time looking at things from multiple perspectives, as well, and I've found that I'm rather good at reading people. I'm an expert in using fancy words to describe the mundane.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My generally nonchalant and relatively laid-back attitude, which is immediately contrasted with my intense storytelling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, got to go with the classic one - the Count of Monte Cristo, Dante's Inferno (the original, not the Dan Brown novel). Machiavelli's The Prince, etc. Of course, there's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, one of the most hilarious books ever written. Wheel of Time series, Lord of the Rings and A Song of Ice and Fire are also awesome book series. I've also grown quite fond of H.P. Lovercraft's works.

As far as movies go, I like just about anything that makes you think, work that grey matter, damn it! Also, ANYTHING MONTY PYTHON. If you dislike those, you are one crazy individual.

Music: rock on forever. Especially with AC/DC's "For Those About to Rock" and "Highway to Hell". Dio is also up there with Ozzy, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. However, I also like B.B. King, Dire Straits, Gorillaz, Queen and too many other bands to name. I guess it boils down to this: I love rock/metal and can enjoy nearly all other forms of music.

Food: two words - lamb. Chops. Serve me those, and you shall obtain my eternal gratitude!
In all seriousness, I eat almost anything, as long as I know what it's made of. No mystery meat for me, thank you! Kibbeh and Fatush (typical Lebanese dishes) are also up there, in my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, technology, my dog, my family, sleep. Oh, and I could do without it, but I'd really hate giving up booze (especially good scotch).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, human relations and general nonsense (e.g. the number 42, zombie apocalypse and world domination).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, having fun with my friends in my regular pub and busy complaining about Life, the Universe and Everything.

Either that, or writing some more damn essays!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly have a soft spot for musicals.
You should message me if
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you like what you see... or if you just feel like it.
Or if you're made out of solid awesome.
You know what? Just contact me anyways. You simply should. :P

If you're a drama queen, I don't want you to message me. I really hate drama.