It's UNBELIEVABLE how my profile views increased by almost 600% after removing my face from my profile. Possibly it's a sign that my shirts & not my face are my best features. Could it be the beauty of my heart hidden behind my threads- Freak No #itAint. I'm sure it has a little more to do with the anticipation and wonderment of a surprise behind the curtain. Maybe, possibly there could be goodies underneath-Nope, just a shirt an ill-fitted one at that.

Hyphen Crazy

Great lessons in word turding

Being a jerk. I know who puts that on a profile when someone is grading you as a potential friend or otherwise, but hear me out. I have 2 problems: A. I know I have a problem and B. I don't want to change it so I'm really good at having this problem. It's a balancing act because its not who I am and only appears when warranted but MAN am I good at it!!

I'm also pretty good at photography, making people laugh, graphic design, playing basketball and being patient with mopho's. OOOOoohhh and pretend karate.

someone tell me so i can fill this part out.

*Pleading the "fif" & all things Chapelle
*The Pratt Knot
*Looking past people.
*The Prince of Zamunda's royal bathers
*Shameful rachet activities to shake my head at
*2Chainz and his jibba jabber

Doing the dad thing

When my mustache grows in I look a bit like a French pedo. I hate my mustache :-(

You decided that you've been wookin pa nub in aww da Wong pwaces