35 Elkridge, MD
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My self-summary
Chin-Up that's what I always say. Except I don't always say it so I guess that makes me a bit of a fibber.
What I’m doing with my life
Great lessons in word turding
I’m really good at
not completing online profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
not certain
The six things I could never do without
*Pleading the "fif" & all things Chapelle
*The Pratt Knot
*Looking past people.
*The Prince of Zamunda's royal bathers
*Shameful rachet activities to shake my head at
*2Chainz and his jibba jabber
I spend a lot of time thinking about
--Why no one ever lists Will Smiths music as their favorite?
--Is it ever really safe to identify someone as something you see because in their heads they may see themselves as something completely diff and now you just offended the fuck outta em for calling them 'Bruh'
--Everyone on a dating site can't really be a "chill, laid-back, go with the flow" kinda person but if you actually read the profiles it appears we all have that in common.
--Why do ppl claim indirect association every chance we get? "There was an armed robbery today and we have a closed circuit still of the culprit" *photo shown* 'Awwww snap he used to get on the same bus I rode to work"
--I hate snow. It gets in the way.
--If by date number 3 and neither party has expressed some level of sexual intrigue then you're wasting your time dating and accept that you guys are buds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hip hopped smoothed out on the R&B tip with a pop appeal appeal to me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Urkle isn't my real name
You should message me if
You decided that you've been wookin pa nub in aww da Wong pwaces