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34 Elkridge, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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It's UNBELIEVABLE how my profile views increased by almost 600% after removing my face from my profile. Possibly it's a sign that my shirts & not my face are my best features. Could it be the beauty of my heart hidden behind my threads- Freak No #itAint. I'm sure it has a little more to do with the anticipation and wonderment of a surprise behind the curtain. Maybe, possibly there could be goodies underneath-Nope, just a shirt an ill-fitted one at that.

Hyphen Crazy
What I’m doing with my life
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Great lessons in word turding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a jerk. I know who puts that on a profile when someone is grading you as a potential friend or otherwise, but hear me out. I have 2 problems: A. I know I have a problem and B. I don't want to change it so I'm really good at having this problem. It's a balancing act because its not who I am and only appears when warranted but MAN am I good at it!!

I'm also pretty good at photography, making people laugh, graphic design, playing basketball and being patient with mopho's. OOOOoohhh and pretend karate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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someone tell me so i can fill this part out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Pleading the "fif" & all things Chapelle
*The Pratt Knot
*Looking past people.
*The Prince of Zamunda's royal bathers
*Shameful rachet activities to shake my head at
*2Chainz and his jibba jabber
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the dad thing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When my mustache grows in I look a bit like a French pedo. I hate my mustache :-(
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