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My self-summary
Hi. I'm Andrew. I'm new-ish to the Bay Area. Damn glad to be here. And yes, I'm "looking." Looking to make meaningful connections with real people. If you start off the conversation by saying "Into?", I'm going to think you're really interesting and have depth, and I'll really want to meet you. Just kidding. 😜

Who do I tend to be drawn to? Fellow goofballs. Good conversationalists. Genuineness. Honesty. Kindness. Adventurers. Characters. Explorers. People who encourage me to break me out of my comfort zone. People who dare to venture away from the gayborhood and out into the real world from time to time. People who introduce me to new things. People who are different than I am. People who can have fun wherever they are and whatever they're doing. People who are ACTIVE! So if you're into the outdoors, golf, tennis, soccer, hiking, the beach, throwing a football around, scuba, snorkeling, biking, running, skiing, road trips, etc. and wanna do any of that, let's do it.

As for me, I'm a bit of a goofball. I'm kinda immature for my age, but in a good way. I'm told that I'm quirky but that my quirks are (usually) endearing. I guess I'd rather be quirky than boring. As far as sexuality goes, I view it as incidental, just one small part of what makes me the charming individual that I (like to think that I) am. I've come a long way in the past few years, and I'm fortunate to say that after the major changes I've made (career and otherwise), I'm really happy with myself and with life. And it only gets better from here.

Oh snap, I'm rambling. I'm even getting tired of looking at what I type. But if you're still reading, that's a good sign. Either that or you're kinda bored.

Bye. Why are you stiill reading? Go and turn the TV on or something. I mean, I know it's a decent profile but I'm sure you have way better things to be doing. Seriously. What the f---?
What I’m doing with my life
The practice of law is now in the rearview mirror. I'm loving the new career. I'll tell ya about it.
I’m really good at
Thinking I can beatbox. Aimless exploration. Imitations. Generating smile lines. Rearranging my sock drawer. Driving with my knees. Rationalizing. Swearing that I "discovered" a band before everyone else, when I didn't. Staying upbeat, but not annoyingly so. Getting lost in the moment. Being a rock star. Joking around a little too much. Scratchin the dingleberries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ten Apples Up on Top, the Hagaddah, Toe Cheese Removal for Dummies, How to Resist the Urge to Put Lame Jokes in Your Profile. In all seriousness, "The Gift of Therapy" is awesome.

Movies: Airplane, Vacation, Naked Gun, Dumb & Dumber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Truman Show, Napoleon Dynamite, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Walk the Line, Rain Man, Before Sunrise, Juno, Shawshank Redemption, The Kids Are Alright, 500 Days of Summer, Inception, Avatar.

Music: Vampire Weekend, Shins, Killers, Tanlines, Women, Sylvan Esso, The xx, New Pornographers, The Mountain Goats, TV on the Radio, Animal Collective, Panda Bear, Ra Ra Riot, Fleet Foxes, Radiohead, Kanye, Sufjan Stevens, Julian Casablancas, Weezer, Deerhunter, Jon Hopkins, The Field.

Food: Everything in sight. Except shellfish. :)
The six things I could never do without
1. Integrity
2. Honesty
3. Companionship
4. Kindness
5. Humor
6. Gnocchi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deep thoughts, by Urmomwasgr8.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing mah-jong or knitting. Kidding again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me.
You should message me if
A) You're a hermaphrodite albino who still lives with his mother; or

B) You'd like to start out the conversation by saying "Lookin?" or "Into?". Because that would indicate that we're totally on the same page in terms of what we want. And it would also demonstrate that you're really interesting.

That was sarcasm. :)