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UrsaMajour

36 M Hyattsville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Complicated, in many ways unorthodox. Aspects of my personality advance and recede depending on the situation. When times are light and easy, I'm a fun-loving, nerdy cartoon-lover and gamer. When times are tough, I am a cool and collected crisis manager extraordinaire. When chaos threatens, I take charge and make sure things get done. I don't fit neatly into a box but, regardless of the facet shining at the moment, I am always intelligent, compassionate, witty, loyal, assertive, and honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to reconcile my desire to do good with my desire to do well.
I’m really good at
Being a loyal friend, giving awesome hugs, staying calm and keeping my head in a crisis, telling stories, walking the fine line between extroversion and introversion, remembering names and faces (but not always how they go together), lucid dreaming, making good cooks proud of their good cooking, mischievous looks, killing myself in video games by running off platforms, useless knowledge, being a Dom (you 50 Shades lovers know what I mean) and much more of varying degrees of value.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they finally have a chance to have a Black Friend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite genres are science fiction/fantasy/supernatural, anime, mystery, and suspense/thriller but I love anything with a good story and compelling characters. Here is a small sampling of each, in no particular order:

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dresden Files, The Dark Tower, The Stand, Dune, Harry Potter, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Childhood's End, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Ender's Game, X-Men comics, Lord of the Rings, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, Naruto, For Love of Curry, The Dark Half, Neil Gaiman's Sandman

Movies: Marvel Cinematic Universe (i.e. Avengers, etc.), Star Wars, The Usual Suspects, Kick Ass, Scott Pilgrim, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Matrix, Back to the Future, Hitchcock films, the Coen Brothers' films, Buckaroo Banzai, The Shawshank Redemption, Hayao Miyasaki films, The Princess Bride, Short Circuit, Underworld, Radio Flyer, The Color Purple, Blade Runner, Total Recall (original), The Neverending Story, Krull, Conan the Barbarian (original), Highlander, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile

TV: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time!, Archer, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Life's Too Short, Once Upon a Time, The Soup, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, Big Bang Theory, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki, Quantum Leap, ST:TNG, Fraggle Rock, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Doctor Who, True Blood, Torchwood, Forensic Files, The First 48, City Confidential, Get Smart, So You Think You Can Dance, Fool Us, Family Feud, Jeopardy

Music: Film soundtracks, Mumford and Sons, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Enya, Sarah McLachlan, Eminem, classic rock, alternative, techno/dance/house, old-school rap, some modern rap/hip-hop, Weird Al, Barenaked Ladies, classical, folk, bluegrass, Celtic, taiko drums

Food: Italian, sushi, (real) ramen and other asian noodle dishes, Elevation Burger, Five Guys Famous Burgers & Fries, Ray's The Third cheesesteaks, double-sauced meatloaf, mashed potatoes, eggs
The six things I could never do without
Geekdom in all its forms, my friends, sex, chocolate, and laughter. Yes, I know those are only five things. Maybe you will be Number Six. (cheese factor GO!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh, you know, bear stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my best impression of Bruce Willis from "Unbreakable." SECURITY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a childhood crush on Gadget from Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
"Lera" means something to you.

You're a cute, nerdy little sweetheart who is the walking definition of awesomesauce and you think we would work well together like Finn & Jake (fist bump!) or PB&J.

In the interest of saving time weeding out the wrong people, I should let you know I am liberal. I believe government has a legitimate role in society. I believe in erring on the side of compassion and that people matter more than "institutions" and tradition. I support gay marriage and a woman's right to choose. I am a vocal critic of organized religion, the 1%, and Objectivism in all its insidious forms.